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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:55 pm
by Ruedii-X
<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Jan 27 2005, 02:58 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Jan 27 2005, 02:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What causes people just waking up to go speechless?<br><br>dry-mouth <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> What did Monica purchased and charged to the Oval office account?<br>(Maybe that was too far)<br><br>No-Pants Wedgie
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:26 pm
by VisibilityMissing
What sounds really painful, but is hopefully not possible?<br><br>----------------------------<br><br>The Edens Junction
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:11 am
by Ruedii-X
<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Jan 28 2005, 06:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Jan 28 2005, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What sounds really painful, but is hopefully not possible?<br><br>----------------------------<br><br>The Edens Junction <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> What should we call the entrance to the Bill Clinton Presidential Library?<br><br>----<br><br>Chicken Noodle Soup.
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:31 pm
by Ruedii-X
<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 29 2005, 02:11 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 29 2005, 02:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Chicken Noodle Soup. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> What do you make out of chicken brains?<br>(Was that SOOO hard)<br><br>-----<br><br>Cajun Style Millie
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:37 pm
by VisibilityMissing
What is the result of Millie playing with gasoline?<br><br>---------------------------<br><br>mountain goats
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:49 am
by GhostWay
What is high and eats soap, clothes and garbage?<br><br>---<br><br>Insomniac agnostic dyslexic.
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:05 am
by VisibilityMissing
Who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog?<br><br>-----------------------------------<br><br>The babby Bells
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:57 am
by Ruedii-X
<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Jan 29 2005, 08:05 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Jan 29 2005, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The babby Bells <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Where do I get crappy ring tones?<br><br>--Edit: forgot new answere---<br>Subliminal Messages
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:03 am
by Henohenomoheji
those darn commercials?<br><br><br>If the universe is constantly expanding, why can't I eat more twinkies?
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:06 am
by Ruedii-X
<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Jan 29 2005, 09:03 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Jan 29 2005, 09:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> those darn commercials?<br><br><br>If the universe is constantly expanding, why can't I eat more twinkies? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> What did the fat man say when he couldn't get through the door to the convinence store to buy twinkies?<br><br>--<br><br>Dog Breath
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:43 am
by VisibilityMissing
What actually gets better with garlic?<br><br>----------------------------<br><br>Order it on eBay
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:55 am
by Jay
How do I find inner peace?<br><br>"Use your head!"
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:56 am
by VisibilityMissing
What's a really painful way to knock in nails?<br><br>------------------------------<br><br>emergency funding
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:30 am
by Ruedii-X
How are terrorist organizations paid for?<br><br>---<br><br>Millitary Intellegence
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:52 pm
by TyVulpine
What is the world's biggest oxymoron?<br><br>----------------------------------------------<br><br>(can't think of an 'answer')