What Would You Do If...

[Rooster]

Remember to ask a question the next time.<br><br>WWYDI I forgot to ask a question again?

[erikbarrett]

Find a bigger mackeral.<br><br>WWYDI we all started dancing the hokey-pokey?

[TyVulpine]

We'd all fall down<br><br><br>WWYDI the fattest man in the world fell down?

[Tom Flapwell]

Be surprised. I'd expect the fattest in the world to roll, not fall down.<br><br>WWYDI you found hidden microphones all over your house?

[Tavis]

I'd use every one of them on Skype. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>What would you do if the person you called was speaking in Dolby 7.1?

[The J.A.M.]

Wonder how George Lucas managed to install that on my phone.<br><br>WWYDI Millie asked you for help on her homework?

[Tom Flapwell]

I'd say, "Sure, if you let me cuddle you, you cute wittoo..." Or uh, something less condescending.<br><br>WWYDI your center of gravity shifted to your head?

[Bocaj Claw]

Yah! *falls over*<br><br>WWYDI I turned into a large wooden badger?

[Holyman83]

I would be thrown at King Arthur!<br><br>WWYDI Ozy showed up on you door step?

[Rooster]

Persuade him to join DC.<br><br>WWYDI you were 3 million years into deep space (on a ship of course)?

[Muninn]

Try to find Kryten, Lister and crew.<br><br>What would you do if you had caesium vision?

[DesertFoxCat]

I'd try to figure out what it was that I had<br><br>WWYDI All of your feet slowly turned into frozen gravy?

[TyVulpine]

Wonder why I suddenly have more than 2 feet<br><br><br><br>WWYDI you were turned into Ozy?

[Tom Flapwell]

Meditate on the transformation.<br><br>WWYDI you greeted an everyday friend and the friend replied, "You're still alive?! I mean, uh, hello"?

[TyVulpine]

Go crazy, and start to think everyone was out to get me<br><br><br>WWYDI I asked an inane question?