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Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:15 am

NOOOO! NOOOO! BAD TV SHOW! AHHHHHHH! *Trys to run away* AHHHHHHHHHH!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:16 am

i... i have not played that game... but i do know a fully charged super scope can send other players flying off of the screen... well, here comes my new mecha. *blasts midnight with quick drying superglue*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:18 am

*sidesteps, allowing glue to land on Frankenmuth* *laughs* *runs into small tunnel off to the side that leads to...uh...hm. Heck, why not? It leads to the Planet of the Apes (dramatic musical interlude)*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:20 am

*blasts superglue over hole, sealing it!* now he's out of the way, and i still have the thingy.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! tehy cant beat a boss monster! muahahaha!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:22 am

*kindly changes the channel... to fishing, boating, and marine biology* AHAHAHAHA! *orders more ammo from e-bay*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:22 am

Maybe I can't...BUT THEY CAN! *snorts* *allows apes to come tearing out of the hole which then join up with the Mole Patrol* *their combined insane-o power devastates the new robot* *Midnight grabs thingy* *flees back into tunnel to the Planet of the Apes*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:25 am

but... the apes hate humans... dont they? rrrr... im getting tired of my mecha getting decimated without a decent boss battle... stupid one-hit wonders... (i feel this way even when i'm the hero character) *orders a MUCH BETTER mecha... but not before the ammo arrives, flattining him* I've fallen and i cant get up... can somebody help me?... please? wait, ill just use cheesy video game super powers! *they destroy the ammo* i knew i should have used decent video game powers instead of cheesy ones.... *orders more ammo*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:27 am

It's actually a well-documented fact that apes adore obscure NES puzzle game characters. (see av) So I'm safe. *orders apes to sit on iyestorm*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:30 am

oof! well, at least they're futuristic apes and have bathed and speak human and... can you get off of me please? *pokes apes with a needle* ... uh... hi? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /> not one of my better ideas, huh? *runs toward mech*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:36 am

*goes to googlefight board* *puts in advertisement and midnightrealism* *wins battle and thingy* *covers interior of safe with superglue and puts thingy in* HAH! now you DEFINITLY cant get it! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:00 am

I leave for a few minutes and you guys go crazy. *Rolls eyes* Okay, well with my father home, I had to move to let the dogs out, so HA! No more stucky! I'M FREE! FREE! Now, where is iyestorm? *Takes iyestorm safe with Thingy inside* If I can't take the Thingy I'll get the next best thing! *runs off to watch TV* Back in an hour

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:30 am

okay frank, but ya hafta go back to stuck when ya comes back! now then... *yoinks thingy away* *blasts you guys with quick dry superglue*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:01 am

AHGGGGG! YOU EVIL LITTLE...! *is stuck again* Well, I was gonna watch CSI anyway. Back in another hour.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:27 am

NOOOO!!! COOME BACK!!! now im all lonely ;( now nobody's gonna threaten to kill me or challenge me to a duel over the thingy or run away in terror from my giant mecha and other stuff... WAAAAAAA!!!! COME BACK!!!!! ;(

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:00 am

Awww, poor guy, maybe that will teach you to blast people with superglue! Well, I'm back and there is no more goo shows on TV so I'm back till bed. *Is still stuck*

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