The Thingy

[Foxhound]

*Throws an EMP grenade, rendering Niko's electronics useless, and runs off with the Thingy* Heee!

[Richard K Niner]

*conveniently places himself in Foxhound's way, using his (non-electric) magnetic properties to get the Thingy to stick to him very strongly*

[Bocaj Claw]

*puts on a trenchcoat and a domino mask*

Klepto Kat away! *steals the Thingy and a large clump of Richard's fur while I'm at it*

[Richard K Niner]

*finding himself no longer a statue, chases after Bocaj*
Thanks, KK!

*catches up, and quickly replaces the Thingy with a burlap sack proudly displaying a dollar sign, and heads off to the Obi Wan Kenobe club in Hong Kong*

[Foxhound]

*Swipes the thingy and drives off in a tuner car to engage in street racing*

[Richard K Niner]

*watches Foxhound crash into a lightpost, sending the Thingy flying into his paws*

*goes to Marrakesh to find a buyer for the Thingy*

[Rooster]

*disguises self as grizzled old buyer of thingies and barters with Richard*

[Richard K Niner]

*trades the Thingy away for 1000 shineys*

[CodeCat]

*forges the shineys and buys the thingy from RK, then dashes off with it*

[Richard K Niner]

Um, you can't forge shineys...

*uses one to distract CodeCat, getting himself too distracted himself to take the Thingy in the process*

[Tom Flapwell]

*rents an R2 unit to retrieve the Thingy*

[Richard K Niner]

*Comes back to his senses, and tips the R2 over*

[Rooster]

*takes 1000 shineys and runs away laughing*

[Richard K Niner]

*laughs, while looking at a vial of antidote*

[Fritz]

*Has thingy*

Mwuhahah!