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Postby Trance » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:08 pm

I wish I had my own hyperspace-capable spaceship, with enough room to house and feed all my friends.
Granted, but it gets boarded by space samurai and you and all your friends are forced to watch slow-motion sumo wrestling for the rest of your lives.

I wish industry film cameras weren't so expensive.

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Postby Segovia » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:16 pm

Granted now there are now cheap but now they are also extremely rare.

I wish I had a tool CD.

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Postby RocketGirl » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:20 pm

Granted; you now have a Britney Spears CD.
...what? She's a complete tool! :-P

I wish they'd finally release Max Headroom on DVD.

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Postby osprey » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:23 pm

Granted, but it's a single copy only, priced at $2 million, and is quickly snapped up by a New York billionaire for his private collection.

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Postby Segovia » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:26 pm

Granted but it's an extrmeley horny dog that hasn't been spayed, in heat and has a fetish for humans.

I wish I had a nanny cam.

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Postby nickspoon » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:48 pm

Granted. Now you have a camera which spies on nannies. Exclusively elderly ones.

I wish I didn't have to learn statistics.
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Postby Segovia » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:50 pm

Grnated now you have to take a class that was designed by stephan hawking for people of Einstein intilect.

I wish I had caligraphy pens.

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Postby MuffinSticks » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:06 pm

Granted, but it only works properly with diarrhea.

I wish idiots weren't allowed to drive.
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Postby RocketGirl » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:45 pm

Granted; now they're all pilots.

I wish I could know the full truth of the Roswell Incident.

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Postby Trance » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:47 pm

Granted, but then you'd have to be killed.

I wish the smiley choices on this forum were better.

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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:39 am

Granted...but you don't have the proper user status to be able to use 'em.

I wish that all products will be just as exciting as their TV commercials make them appear, despite the style of the commercials not changing a bit.
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Postby Trance » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:03 pm

Granted, but Excitement Fees would spike the price and people still wouldn't buy 'em.

I wish I could speed-read.

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Postby Trance » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:06 pm

(Ignore this if you just want to play, but I just did a Google search to see if "excitement fees" actually existed and I got a page with this:)

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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:57 pm

Granted, but Excitement Fees would spike the price and people still wouldn't buy 'em.

I wish I could speed-read.
Granted but you can only speed read with kindergarten books.

I wish I was sick.

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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:49 pm

NOT granted; that'd be redundant. ;)

I wish I had the power to change the weather without any unintended "butterfly effect" consequences.
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