Corrupt a Wish game

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:36 am

YOU'RE HISPANIC??? I HATE YOU NOW

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:46 am

Umm... Ok.

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:53 am

Fine. Granted, people now like you for who you are because your personality has now become malleable, subject to the whims of those around you; you become who they want you to be and thus...they like you for who you are.

I wish I never had to wait for anything I want ever again; if there'z something I want, be it a holiday to arrive or I'm standing in a queue or just waiting for the microwave to ding, I can automatically make that thing come about without ANY distortion of the fabric of space-time...it's just granted to me by universal fiat.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:55 am

Granted but patience is a virtue that makes everything better. The fact that you can achieve anything at any time you please, just doesn’t give it that feeling of joy of actually waiting and possessing your wish naturally. In other words, it’s gives it a empty feeling.

I wish that I can type at a higher level than I am already at.

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:01 am

Dude, seriously...you're doing it again. Make the wish go haywire; I'll decide how I feel about the subsequent results, like whether or not I feel patience is a virtue.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:12 am

*rolls eyes once again* Sigh. God! your picky. You know I don't complain if my wishes don't exactly go as planned.

Anyway. Granted but since you... forget it. With strict limitations imagination can't flourish. I'll let someone else do it.

Hyperion · Postby **Hyperion** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:32 am

Dude, seriously...you're doing it again. Make the wish go haywire; I'll decide how I feel about the subsequent results, like whether or not I feel patience is a virtue.

Yeah... [insert reference to another forum's wish corrupting thread here] Anyway...

I wish I never had to wait for anything I want ever again; if there'z something I want, be it a holiday to arrive or I'm standing in a queue or just waiting for the microwave to ding, I can automatically make that thing come about without ANY distortion of the fabric of space-time...it's just granted to me by universal fiat.

Granted, whenever you decide you want anything, be it ice cream, tickets, locusts, deaths, zombies, Armageddon, alien invasions, asteroid collisions, Nazis, whatever; it occurs instantly and logically.

I wish Caveman had actually done what RocketGirl wished for three of her posts ago.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:16 am

Granted, her wishes were granted and corrupted big whoop. The world keeps spinning with war and famine.

I wish that I could actually understand what Rocketgirl is asking me to do.

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:21 am

Granted, but you are no longer the Segovia we once knew and loved and all is not right with the world.

I wish I had an infinite repertoire of hilarious dead babby and racist jokes.

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:11 am

Granted, but the rest of the world becomes really uptight to compensate and attempts to beat you to death like the guy with the musical rats from Monty Python every time you crack a funny.

I wish I could move Seattle to Waikiki or Waikiki's weather to Seattle. Either will do.

[Segovia, the point is, corrupt the WISH; find some loophole within the wording of the wish to exploit rather than telling me that my behavior or my reaction to the wish unfolds in a certain way that may or may not fit with my personality. In other words, if I wish for a bagel, make the bagel contain worms rather than change me so that I hate bagels...you see the difference? If I wish for the world to be full of pop punk music, make it only played by Barry Manilow, rather than saying I get sick of it; the former makes the wish no longer work in my favor, the latter simply declares by fiat that my opinions change. That's all.]

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:17 pm

Granted, you move to Waikki with everything but your sanity which everybody needs to survive anywhere.

I wish doughnut had sprinkles.

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:31 pm

Granted; it has poop sprinkles.

I wish we would occasionally have warm snow in the summer; just like regular snow, only its melting temperature is rather higher than the usual stuff.

Tarukai · Postby **Tarukai** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:42 pm

Granted, but the melting point is higher than that of tungsten, so it's hella hot snow.

I wish that my Jeep wasn't so stupid right now D:<

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:46 pm

Granted but now it's smart enough to not let you ride it anymore.

I wish I had a graphic tablet right now.

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:03 pm

Granted; your tablet is now X-rated, violent and naked.

I wish I had my own hyperspace-capable spaceship, with enough room to house and feed all my friends.

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