The Thingy

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:01 am

*Florida goes underwter* Weee *takes my speed boat over the Frankenmuth* I'll rescure you if you give me the Thingy.

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:07 am

*floats in water holding thing close* *thinks* *grins and digs in pocket and pulls out little box* *presses little botton on box and big raft inflates* *climbs in* Naw, thanks for the offer tho! *tucks thingy in shirt and starts to slowly paddle away humming "row row row your boat"*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:17 pm

.... *speads up to Frankenmuthsd boat and pokes a hole in it* May want to reconsider.

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:19 pm

*pouts and watches as the air rushes out* That wasn't very nice... *digs in pocket again and pulls out little tube* *reads* {Underwater breathing apparatus} *makes sure thingy is tucked safely in shirt and jumps over board, and starts to swim away*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:17 pm

*is in shark costume* *swims up and steals thingy and goes off to deepest darkest Peru* Ah, those James Bond gadgets yet again. I think it may be gettin kinda old now...

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:17 am

*while you're swimming, a hurricane passes over you and sweeps away the Thingy... and for some unexpected reason it lands in my hands, on the other side of the world, somewhere in the former USSR.*

Sky · Postby **Sky** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:09 am

*The KGB confiscates the Thingy and gives it to me. I flee to Moscow. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> *

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:58 am

*I expose conections between Sky and Yukos.* *Sky and all of his posesetions are now prpoperty of the Russian Government* *I open negotiations with Putin for the sale of the Thingy* (how the helkl woudl a huricane hit Peru)

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:16 pm

I come and out bid you with a stolen credit card then go and hide...oh, lets say, inside one of the few Concorde relics in museums.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:30 am

*But I p[romise to have several leaders of the comunist party "disapear"* *Putin hands over the thingy to me.* *I imagreate to Switzerland where the super intelegant population sends me on a tour in one of their flying sausers*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:23 pm

*kidnaps tourguide, and takes the uniform* *invents charge of "1 thingy per tourist", gets the thingy off norse and takes off in the flying saucer*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:52 pm

Ummm... are you aware that you don;t ahve a tour guide to fly that thing? I sure hope you dont; crash because I got a swiss guide drive a flying saucer to falow you so that when you do crash I can abduct the Thingy.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:37 pm

hey, I never said I'd go anywhere. Im just hovering safe inside it. It'll never run out of fuel and so long as I keep the shields up ill be fine.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:14 pm

But how are you going to deal witht the wind and the magnetic fields formt he earth and the sun and all that? Hovering is a skill too.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:55 pm

*While the others debate the issues of flying, I operate a transporter and beam the Thingy out of the spaceship and autopilot my way outta Switzerland.* Hahahaha Spaceship pilots. These things are easy when you activate the right systems.

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