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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:35 pm
by Tom Flapwell
If your need to de-ice your freezer, try using a sponge full of hot water, especially for the sides. My Internet sources didn't mention it, but it worked for me.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:47 am
by Gecko
Never attempt to download a LEGAL torrent in another language.
You have to download it, unzip it, mount the ISO file using Daemon Tools, Switch your computer's language settings to whatever language it uses (this requires restarting), possibly even change your clock settings (this actually fixed a problem for me... god knows how), download AppLocale to run the installation, proceed through the installation in a foreign language, then finally repeat most of these steps for patches (if your download has any).
Now you're ready! It took me about 2 HOURS to manage to do all this for the first time. It consists of trial-and-error, meaning you click a box and your computer screams error!
Well, that was a nice essay... 
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:57 am
by Bocaj Claw
Always get your flu shots up to date if you're invading another planet.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:54 pm
by Tai
sleep under the sheets. Mosquitoes can't get you there.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:04 am
by TyVulpine
If you ever get a piece of ice stuck in your throat, just drink a nice hot cup of boiling hot water. Presto! No more ice stuck!
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:13 pm
by A dude named Vince
When in Rome, do as the Romans do! Especially if they're wearing togas, because togas are cool and you can have toga parties!
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:11 pm
by Angstwolf
Do not go out to eat with friends if you are sleep deprived and high on caffeine. It will only lead to panic attacks in the bathroom.
Also, make sure you kill EVERYONE. Leaving witnesses will not do!
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:21 am
by I'm With Stupid
Don't give up on your day job.
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:47 am
by Foxhound
Don't light Litium-Ion batteries on fire or otherwise heat them up.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:46 am
by Zaaphod
Never vote FOR anybody. Always vote AGAINST.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:51 pm
by Bocaj Claw
If your feet hang over the end of the bed while you're sleeping, velicoraptors will eat them.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:07 pm
by CameronCN
Don't waste your time asking your free tutor. They don't know any more than you do.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:25 pm
by Amber
Remember: Cats LOVE to rub things, and WILL knock down your ten foot tall building blocks tower that you created for no apparent reason while you are not looking.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:29 pm
by A dude named Vince
NEVER point a gun (And I mean a real gun), loaded or unloaded, at ANYBODY unless you plan to shoot them, because it is NOT funny and if you do it to me I'll have to take it from you and beat you over the head with it until all that remains is a pulp. And if you're not funny, don't try to be. It's annoying.
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:52 am
by Amber
Don't trust old bridges.