The Thingy

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:06 am

did i have the thingy!?!?! i thought i only had the doodad! well, in any case I will bash the chest open! if based on the previouse actions, and it's supposed to be in there, I have it! edit: after reading it... yes, i have it now! *fizzle*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:07 am

*Returns from <a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... 112&st=100' target='_blank'>level 1-2</a> by burrowing into chest from bottom before FoxChild got there* What the...this isn't the end of the level! *spots thingy* But I guess I have no cause for complaint. *scores thingy, replacing it with the very last fake one (gotten off of eBay; you have a collector's item there, FoxChild) goes back underground, rides floating platform to top of area and heads to warp zone*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:09 am

*notes that it must hav been a fake thingy in the chest left, since i have both the real thingy and the doodad*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:11 am

*is confuzzled, but dives out of hole, snags thingy, and once again goes to warp zone* WHEE! WORLD 4, HERE I COME!

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:19 am

*rides into World 4 on a centaur* *centaur shoots arrows at MidnightRealism* *Roc swoops in and steals Thingy* *underworld passage opens in front of Dr. Salad* *two Lazer Bears exit the passage and begin guarding it as Dr. Salad enters* *exits passage on other end inside the Anubite/Sentinel-guarded fortress* ...I've been playing too much Age of Mythology.

HerrSkofild · Postby **HerrSkofild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:25 am

::summons the deizens of hell:: ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!! my daemons shall preoccupy thee!!!! ::takes the thingy while salad man is busy::

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:25 am

*hitches a ride with Lakitu as he goes by (it IS world 4...)* *pursues HerrSkofild, throwing innumerable Spinies at his defenses, which cannot hold under the onslaught, as they have no fire flowers with which to dispatch the pointy beasts* *sticks HerrSkofild with a Spiny* *grabs thingy* *motors it back into 8-bit territory*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:37 am

*pulls power on the nes out* *watches as MidnightRealism is spat out, thingy in hand, of the cartrige input* *grabs thingy while midnight figures out what happened to him and his round, blue head/body*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:45 am

*presses random buttons on FoxChild's TV remote, creating a distraction* *gaffs the Thingy and hides in a super-secret hiding spot behind the couch...* er... I mean, behind the uh... the uh.... nuts! *runs away*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:53 am

at least he didn't try to go under the cussions, i don't think this coutch leads to an alternate reality.... or, maybe... *lifts couch cussion to see LotharBot running* *reaches hand down through the coutch and grabs thingy* *closes the couch* Wow, whodda thought that'd work?

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:56 am

*climbs out of the couch* Hey, cool, I found a whole bunch of change in there! Like 30 bucks! *hands FoxChild a bunch of pennies and nickles* *takes the Thingy while FoxChild is occupied trying to balance with 300 pounds of coins*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:04 am

*sobs uncontrollably at the sight of my NES sitting there all unplugged*

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:09 am

Wow, Lotharbot, you fell for your own trick and took a fake Thingy. *Lotharbot examines the Thingy in confusion* See, you can tell its fake because of the, *yoink* HA! *BAMFs to Albaqueque, as would like to go to Sizzler and I hear one is there, and I can also see 'torso boy' while there*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:13 am

*takes plane to Albuquerque, which explodes into a giant fireball and everybody dies except for me because I had my tray table up* *grabs box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels and releases them upon Zel-kun while yelling, "Hey. You've got weasels on your face!"* *laughs as Zel-kun runs around screeching about weasels* *picks up thingy, and runs like the wind*

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:18 am

I will not rest, I will not sleep for an instant, until the little blue ball is brought to justice! But first! *Goes to doughnut shop* I really need some doughnuts! *Is handed a box of doughnuts* *Opens it only to find more starved crazed weasels inside.* *Runs at super speed in pain as they rip my flesh apart* *Still remembers to snatch the Thingy from Midnight as I run past*

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