The Thingy

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:59 am

*BAMF* Attack! 3d10 vs 4d6 Attack Succesful! *graps thingy from Frankenmuth* this IS the real thingy! isn't it?

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:02 am

Salad Man! You've become a doctor too? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> Man, your best of friends will betray you when the thingy is up at stakes. By the way... Where are we? I went away for a while and now we're at page nine. I can't remember the last time I've had the thingy. What's going on? This war has torn us apart. I dont' know which way is up! I can't tell... *continues to babble about his confusion as he yet again fails to take advantage of the chance to take the thingy.*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:15 am

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! *runs like heck keeping my backside from being pelted by flying targeting stuff and trying to rip off target sticker* Eep! Ow! I feel so violated! *changes pants and flings them on FoxChild target side up.* *steals thingy as FoxChild gets pelted and flys by the seat of my pants*

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:21 am

*steals Tavis' flying pants* *takes Thingy* *looks around* *eats Thingy* *flies off* Side note: Doc Fred, the "Dr." Salad refers more to a mad scientest-type person than a doctor doctor.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:33 am

*gets jetpack from 'the man' himself* *flies up to the newly appointed Dr.* *makes him fly to close to the sun* wait... that only works for wax wings... shoot... *tries to think of a plan that will get the thingy back without causing saladman to loose his pants*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:35 am

Would you stop eating the Thingy? It's evil.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:38 am

Don't worry, folks. I'm a doctor. I can handle this. *Salad Man lies on operating table as Doc Fred sticks his claw ***********************edited out for content************************ *retrieves thingy* The operation was a success.... kind of.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:40 am

*notes that the flying pants were the ones thrown on FoxChild, the ones constantly being pelted on the bottom by the Nerf darts, beanbags, paintballs, paper wads both dry and spittle-soaked, water balloons, Jello balloons, balloon animals, paper airplanes, plushies, a scale model of the Hindenberg, dolls, dice, a remote control, and one of Lotharbot's fake thingies, and flew because they were pelted..* *snickers at Salad Man's self-induced enima and sits out on the thingy retreival until the Salad Man stops getting pelted.* *EDIT* Ewww, Doctor! Well I guess I've posted grosser stuff myself, so I'll let it slide..

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:41 am

*attacks Saladman with the blessed fixed +7 frost brand* *allows his pet black dragon to eat Saladman's corpse* *picks up the Thingy off of Saladman's corpse, sticks it in a chest, and engaves Elbereth over it*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:41 am

*Laughs* I can't help it, maybe that'll teach him! *Runs up to the doctor* Will you sign my Doodad? *Takes Thingy and runs as Doctor Fred tries to figure out what the heck a doodad is* ------------------------------------------------- Is out of it...oh well I'm done for the night anyway, have fun guys

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:42 am

*While Lotharbot's engaving, Doctor Fred takes thingy and slinks outa' there* Edit: Whoops, missed. Guess I don't have the thingy afterall. Like I ever do. say, what is a doodad?

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:43 am

Dang, foiled again! *watches as his pet Black Dragon disintegrates Dr. Fred yet again* *grabs the Thingy, and places it in the chest, where Elbereth is already engraved*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:51 am

*sneaks up to the doc* *taps left sholder while manuvering around the right* *grabs... RUNS!* hey, i got the... THE DOODAD!!! awe fudge... hey, thats right, I DO HAVE FUDGE!

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:53 am

*fudgeless and thingyless, Doctor Fred has nothing with him but his depression.* *and a wine glass <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> *

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:53 am

Oh, no you don't! *zaps FoxChild with a wand of lightning, blinding her, and steals the Thingy, this time LOCKING it in the chest*

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