What Would You Do If...

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:12 pm

Fire it at North Korea and blow Kim away so we wouldn't have to deal with him anymore.

WWYDI you became Wolf Link? (From Twilight Princess)

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:44 pm

Try to become a citizen of the Twilight Realm. After figuring out how to open doors with my paws.

WWYDI all you had to eat was chili?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:28 am

Stock up on Tums ta tum tum TUMS!

WWYDI Bambi started a war against humans for killing his mother?

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:02 am

Unless he did something psycho I'd probably support him. To a certain extent, anyway.

WWYDI you were suddenly in an FPS? (with respawns, hacks, etc.)

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:31 am

Jump through a wall and fall into the wet, invisible void.

Oh wait, that's Zelda. Die multiple times, then.

WWYDI an imp wearing a mask stole your ride?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:52 am

Steal various people's faces in order to assume their form and free four giant noses from various monsters just minding their own business and then brutally play a song at the imp.

WWYDI a robot came back from the future in order to kill you to prevent a uprising in the future?

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:08 am

Get another robot from the future to defeat it, obtaining all materials necessary to cause the robots to take over in the future, and destroy it all, thus preventing the need for a future uprising. Or maybe I'll just get killed instead.

WWYDI a doppelganger of you suddenly appeared and tried to kill you, using mad kung fu skillz, in his (or her) attempt to become truly unique?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:13 am

Wonder when I suddenly became Jet Li.

WWYDI a interdimensional gateway just transported you to a retarded version of Egypt?

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:37 pm

If it's the people that are retarded then I could make them make me their God/Pharoah.

What would you do if you found the secret elephant burial grounds?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:51 pm

Trick my caretaker into being sat on by a hippo and then flee from hyenas. Everyday stuff, donchaknow.

WWYDI you were one of the settlers who landed in the New World and you discovered everybody spoke English... for some reason?

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:26 pm

Yell at them to speak english better. A la that comedy bit on a BF2 vid.

WWYDI you got a present you didn't want at all (and never would want) and couldn't return/resell it?

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:02 am

Stick it up ontop of my cuboard with all the other useless crap people have bought me. I mean, a tie rack? When have I ever worn a tie except at school?

WWYDI you got locked in an old bomb shelter with no food or water?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:38 am

Eat my feet. They're delicious.

WWYDI I hate (intended) your feet?

Chris · Postby **Chris** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:42 am

Get a shotgun and shoot you

WWYDI YOU FAIL! AT posting!

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:53 am

What do you mean "if"?

WWYDI you could only speak in gibberish?

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