What Would You Do If...

[Foxhound]

I'd get rich from selling em.

WWYDI I crashed a helicopter into your house?

[Bocaj Claw]

Something rash. And probably violent.

WWYDI if I did something rash and violent to you... on a Saturday?

[Foxhound]

I'd be equally violent and rash.

WWYDI you had your lifetime supply of *insert your favorite thing here* stolen?

[Chris]

Nothing, I'll just beg my mom to get me another lifetime supply of *insert your favorite thing here*

WWYDI someone munched your homework you've been working on in 3 weeks? and have no back up or a xerox copy of it?

[Richard K Niner]

Punt them for stealing my job!

WWYDI that really was my job?

[Llewthepoet]

Fire You!!!

WWYDI your microwave caught on fire?

[Chris]

Scream like hell and call teh fire department!

WWYDI your ships suddenly sink.......titanic style (the movie one)

[Bocaj Claw]

Keep myself warm by imagining Leonardo de Caprio freezing to death. Mmmmm. Toasty.

WWYDI a restaurant offered four free slices of pizza but only if you signed up for a student credit card?

[Foxhound]

I would steal the pizza instead

WWYDI you were drafted or conscripted into the army?

[Muninn]

Find my self going to bed with men, as we would all be sharing room/s in the barracks.

What would you do if you found a large shiny jewel?

[Richard K Niner]

Yoink it. Then wonder what powers it gave me.

WWYDI pies from the sky attacked?

[Niko123000]

Build and use an Anti-pie gun out of llewellyn's Pie Six Shooter

WWYDI You met someone on the street claiming to be you?

[TyVulpine]

If they were cherry pies, I'd eat them.

WWYDI every time you sneezed, you turned into a giant lizard?

[Fritz]

I would be a giant lizard. Many times. I tend to sneeze a lot.

Edit:

What would you do if you sneezed yourself into yesterday?

[Niko123000]

I Really would be upset because I'd have to go through today again

WWYDI You met someone on the street claiming to be you?