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Postby Henohenomoheji » Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:41 am

no comment, huh?<br><br>sure, thats what you want me to think, huh?<br><br>come on! was it really that bad? <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Doctor Fred » Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:55 pm

Alright, I've got one.<br>Q:<br>What did the computer geek say when his friend asked "Why are you always stealing music and shows off of the internet?"<br>A:<br>"<b>Kazaa</b> gotsta' gotsta' get free stuff!"
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Postby erikbarrett » Mon Nov 03, 2003 9:01 pm

<br>Three guys walked into a bar and a fourth ducked under it.<br>
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Postby penguinita » Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:56 am

two atoms walk into a bar. <br>one says, "i htink i just lost an electron" <br>the other says, "are you sure?"<br>the first says, "i'm positive"<br><br>
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:48 am

What's the lamest joke in the world?<br>This one!<br><br>Can you believe I came up with that one all by myself.<br>Anyways, for the guys out there with a dwindling sex drive, bet a girl 10 bucks she can't touch her elbows behind her back! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby erikbarrett » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:38 pm

<br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>   two atoms walk into a bar.<br>one says, "i htink i just lost an electron"<br>the other says, "are you sure?"<br>the first says, "i'm positive"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Someone's been playing MM Battle Network 3.<br>
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:08 am

i guess some people will go to any length to become well e-<b>quipped</b>
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Foxchild » Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:18 am

Tavis: I have a pile of Lego sets waiting for me in the garage..<br><br>FoxChild: gonna build a car, arent ya? and then use that to take over the world, one city 'block' at a time! arent ya!<br><br><br>
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:10 pm

Geez, what a blockhead. You're so square. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Dr. Doog » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:27 pm

i coulda sworn i put the seran wrap on the toilet prank in here...
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Postby Tavis » Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:32 pm

Does anyone else think this belongs in the Forum Games section?

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Postby Dr. Dos » Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:54 pm

I don't get it Tavis <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:06 am

OOOO
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby erikbarrett » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:30 pm

Did you know that "gullible" was removed from the dictionary? No, really. Go look. We'll be here when you get back.
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Postby norsenerd » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:01 am

Only a dictator can do that.
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