Vending Machine

[Doc Sigma]

You don't get anything. A voice inside the machine says, "C4? Bingo!!! Wait, wh--", followed by a loud explosion. The machine is apparently unharmed.

I put in a Japanese import holofoil Pokemon card of Porygon-Z

[Richard K Niner]

You get a blue string.

I put in the Thingy!

[CodeCat]

You get nothing. Someone was apparently hiding in the machine and took the thingy.

I put in... a herring!

[Sage]

You get.... a shrubbery!

*inserts a cookie*

[gforce422]

You get a sock.

I put in an iPod.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get the Thingy! Oh wait, just a cheap Javanese imitation.

I put in Doog.

[Dr. Doog]

AHHHHHH

I put in five dollars and seventeen cents

[Arloest]

You get AIDS.

I put in Metallica's St. Anger CD.

[gforce422]

You get a Mozart: The Greatest Hits! Memorial Limited Platinum Edition Diamond Records of Wootness 50 vinyl set.

I pour in copious amounts of gasoline.

[Richard K Niner]

You get a bonfire.

I put in one of Doog's fireproofing coupons.

[Stephan]

You get a receipt.

I put in my 2 cents worth.

[Foxhound]

You get a gravity gun.

I put in a mountain dew can.

[CodeCat]

The machine starts to jump around instead.

I put in a telephone.

[Stephan]

You get a rining in your ears.

You get a gravity gun.

Ohhh! Way cool! Let me find some bricks to chuck at the headcrabs!

I put in an orangutang

[Richard K Niner]

You get a prototype robot with Genuine People Personality(TM), made by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation(R)

It's you plastic pal that's fun to play with(TM)

...I put in my vomit.