Problem/Solution

osprey · Postby **osprey** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:25 am

I'll give you my counterfiter's number...tell him I sent you.

Problem: The locks on my car are frozen shut!

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:29 am

Just use a can of deodorant and a zippo for a homemade flamethrower. That or call Holyman

I can't sleep.

osprey · Postby **osprey** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:31 am

*Takes out a bat* Oh, wait, that's been done before. *Takes out chloroform and a rag*

Problem: My porch just collapsed.

Chris · Postby **Chris** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:29 pm

Rebuild it or leave your house and find another one

Problem: I Can't Draw and I ranned out of friggin' ink

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:55 pm

practice and buy some more

my sister is evil

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:23 pm

Thats easy, just get a new sister

Epp Finals!

Tabris_The_17th · Postby **Tabris_The_17th** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:56 pm

Huddle in the fetal position and rock back and forth saying "too much to study....too much to study...." (I know that's what I'M doing right now)

People in my dorm wont shut up!

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:18 pm

Mute them.

Huddle in the fetal position and rock back and forth saying "too much to study....too much to study...." (I know that's what I'M doing right now)

...and it's what I should be doing right now!

Too many distractions!

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:46 pm

Cut off your ears. Audio distractions are some of the worst because they don't have to be in your line of sight.

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:00 pm

There's no problem!

My computer sucks.

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:18 pm

Give it a lollipop

Millie is threatening me with construction paper chains

CodeCat · Postby **CodeCat** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:23 pm

Get scissors and cut the chains!

My mouth hurts inside...

Angstwolf · Postby **Angstwolf** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:32 am

Tell your mouth to cry you a river, build a bridge, and get over it. It's being emo anyway.

I'm procrastinating!

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:13 am

wait for the right time to stop.

Why did someone have to pop my Raven D:

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:14 pm

Blow air into the hole in the Raven and knot the loose ends around it.

I'm out of shampoo.

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