How do I...?

Hyperion · Postby **Hyperion** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:50 am

With television... Or zombies. Or television zombies.

How do I distill alcohol?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:23 pm

Filter it over a number of times depending on the kind of alcohol.

How do I figure out what to type on this thread?

lastwyvern · Postby **lastwyvern** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:33 pm

Ask Yahoo.

How do i stop playing Red Alert 3 and start getting more active?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:12 pm

Get a virtural reality machine so that way you could play video games and be active at the same time.

How do I get people to read O&M.

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:43 am

Write "O&M" where they can see it.

How do I hiccup on cue?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:46 am

Eat a pancake really fast. Works everytime.

How do I raise taxes?

Chalvion · Postby **Chalvion** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:50 pm

Become president

How do I make pages load faster?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:53 pm

Yell Andale! Andale! Arriba arriba!

How do I start a blog?

Chalvion · Postby **Chalvion** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:04 am

Spend 100 hours in MS paint

How do I draw well in MS paint

lastwyvern · Postby **lastwyvern** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:54 am

you can't. hire someone else to do it for you.

How do i keep my videogames away from my parents?

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:43 am

I do believe most video games come with a 'Parental Lock' feature these days.

How do I get a chair to stick to the ceiling?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:52 pm

Go to California and wait for an earthquake. Then the chair will be on the ceiling.

How do Post Music?

lastwyvern · Postby **lastwyvern** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:38 pm

youtube.

how do i do things i don't know how to do?

RocketGirl · Postby **RocketGirl** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:01 pm

Poorly.

How do I make a chimpanzee cook pizza?

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:39 pm

Give it a pizza and throw it in the oven. That's what gives it the smokey hair flavor.

How do I pass school without trying?

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