An O&M story

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:01 pm

Chi-Chi's. Ozy opposed her, Here's what we got so far: One night Ozy was licking things very frequently and Millie wondered what he was doing out of his padded room. Then Timulty came up to keep things wet. Millie took her overalls all over the saliva and soaked Ozy with grand vigger and importance. Timulty asked Millie, "Why is cheese so good?" and Millie replied "Who is the cheese queen?" And all was set for Millie to start her reign of terror which will start with the letter M, for Millie understands fully that her dad would gladly take her by the tail and throw her into the chocolate river. But then, he doesn't keep her from going and stealing socks from the black hole wormhole so then she thought "Is this a conspiracy?" and called Isolde to check up on her but Isolde was missing. So they went out to find her (hopefully) Then they stumbled upon the Llewellyn Inaction Figure So they played with it and took off into the woods, flying atop the crymic hipoptomus. at which point Llewelyn exhaled a massive fireball that took out the Christmas decorations all over the pond of cheese which made it fondue. Then Millie grabbed a light sabre and began swinging it at the oak tree next to the strange giant yellow polka dotted furry tall hyper glastic sidwise winding described in great detail car that was rolling towards her. Then Ozy with a giant watermelon uncharacteristically vandalizes the car which was so shocking that Millie began to eat Ozy's watermelon. "Can you get me a full fresh brown salty eggo waffle for june? And also some of the crispy pink frosted doughnuts from Chi-Chi's that sing lullabies to the topwise hemoglobious spatial cunducting electricity all over the place. Then, while the masses are distracted, we with sub standard joy will begin to put rasins in ice cream." But where is O&M? In the attic of Llewellyn's castle next to the Starbucks of doom where many have succombed to the temptation inherent in the consumption of evil hot beverages that produce blue candy canes that turn your tounge a ghastly shade of purple. Ozy then asked "What's wrong with purple?" Millie replied, "Nothing, as far as I know." So Ozy got a notion to take Millie to the Saturday night Zen Festival for the first time. He thought zen philosophy would do good things for Millie, but there's a catch. Millie wanted world domination, as well as unlimited access to the wonderful blowtorches and ponies at Chi-Chi's. Ozy opposed her,

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:46 pm

until Millie reminded him (Nice work with reposting the whole thing, Doctor Fred.)

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:31 pm

(I told ya this game gets weird) that Chi-chi's has fried

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:58 am

green tomatoes. Ozy then

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:08 pm

grabbed both her arms

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:06 am

and spun her arond

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:28 am

then told her "We

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:29 am

all live in a

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:34 am

yellow submarine, a yellow

hdofu · Postby **hdofu** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:38 am

rose was her favorite

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:43 am

but red is nice.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:46 am

And so is rice!

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:51 am

But I'm done talking."

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:53 am

Ozy then grabbed his

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:18 am

hat. Millie started chasing

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