The Thingy

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:47 pm

Think again, Lotharbot! *induces vomiting using a procedure involving some rope, a chair, those little eye picks that keep you from closing them, Barney the Dinosaur, a stapler, and some pink frilly stuff.* *vomits* Hey, there's the Thingy! *retrieves Thingy with tongs and leaves Lothatbot tied up*

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:47 pm

*Vomits at the sight of the scene* *Chases Tavis, tavkles him and takes the bile-covered Thingy*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:49 pm

*head spins* AHH! who/what/where is the THINGY! *runs in circles screaming*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:49 pm

*escapes using a move he learned watching Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon* *cleans up* *scrubs eyes to remove barney-stapler-pinkfrillystuff images* *notes he fooled everyone again, by swallowing only the fake thingies* The real one is still hidden somewhere in my office. Or maybe it's not... you'll never know!

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:52 pm

*laughs as Lotharbot is sorely mistaken* Eww... *cleans off the Thingy* I need some Thingy polish...

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:52 pm

*is developing strong dislike for LotharBot* *hires P.I to find Thingy (The REAL Thingy)* *Gets Thingy for high $$$* *Checks to see if it's real...* HEY!!! What the #@$%!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:54 pm

Eww.. *flings vomitous mass at Zel-Kun's hand to make him drop the thingy* *stares at bile- and vomit-covered thingy for a moment* *gets rubberized gloves and snatches Thingy from ground* Hey, this Thingy is a fake! *whaps all of the fake thingys upside LotharBot's head and hypnotizes him into giving me the REAL Thingy.* *destroys all fake thingys, staples more frilly pink stuff on Lotharbot, and hypnotizes him to dance ballet.*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:57 pm

*thanks Tavis for whaping all of the fake thingys upside LotharBot's head* *tavis is distracked by the sudden fame of being a personal hero* *takes real Thingy from Tavis*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:02 pm

*dances the ballet* *jumps up in the air and ballet-kicks the Thingy away from Frankenmuth* *ballet-twirls over to the Thingy, gracefully lifting it from the ground* *goes looking for a good un-hypnotist*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:33 pm

*finds LotharBot at the un-hypnotist's office* *pretends the be the nurse* The "Doctor" will be with you in a minute, till then please have a seat *takes Thingy as I'm walking out* *hides Thingy in back yard protected by all my wonderful dachshunds*

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:05 pm

*tunnels under Frankenmuth's back yard* *emerges next to Thingy* *grabs Thingy* *is mauled by a dachshund (isn't that sad? I got mauled by a wiener dog)* *tunnels to secret underground Saladcave* *puts thingy in the impenetrable vault of DOOM* *turns on shields Conan O'Brien missile defenses* *applies Band-Aids to wounds*

dnwq · Postby **dnwq** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:17 pm

Salad Man wins the second round. Let the third round begin!

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:30 pm

I claim the Thingy!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:36 pm

Done in by a salad... *l* *plants a flag on Thingy* I stake a new claim on da Thingy! *takes said Thingy to da moon*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:58 pm

*builds the greatest ladder the world has seen and will ever see* *climbs to moon* *repositions "Flag of Tavis" on nearby rock* *climbs back down ladder, flees underground (level 1-2)*

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