The Thingy

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 27 2005, 04:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 27 2005, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jan 26 2005, 05:40 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jan 26 2005, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *finds the location publicised all over the internet*<br><br>*goes and collects it before tying it up in Beauracratic Red Tape*<br><br>Heh, let's see them try and cut through this! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Bypasses the red tape by ignoring the constitution, and then sends the Thingy to "Dreamland" a.k.a. Area 51. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Makes a public press release that terrorists will never find the thingy, and that the world is now safe from Thingy stealing terrorists, and we can resume giving tax breaks to special interests by raiding the social security trust fund, and realocating NASA funding to the Millitary.

[Sky]

Browses through paranoid conspiracy sites on the web, trying to decipher the location of the thingy. Gives up after 5 excruciating days of searching. Weary, I decide a little sidetracking. 2 minutes later I find the thingy on ebay. After placing the winning bid of 367 billion dollars, I promptly receive it in the mail. Satisfied with myself, I decide to take a moonlit stroll in the woods.(you know this can't be good)

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Jan 31 2005, 03:05 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Sky @ Jan 31 2005, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Browses through paranoid conspiracy sites on the web, trying to decipher the location of the thingy. Gives up after 5 excruciating days of searching. Weary, I decide a little sidetracking. 2 minutes later I find the thingy on ebay. After placing the winning bid of 367 billion dollars, I promptly receive it in the mail. Satisfied with myself, I decide to take a moonlit stroll in the woods.(you know this can't be good) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Drops hands him a gift of a "Sacred rock" which sticks to Sky's hand and grows to ten times the size and weight. Tells Sky I can only remove it if he gives me a thingy stollen from a far away land. He promply hands over the thingy, the clever little ThunderFox by the name of Ruedii runs without reversing the curse.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Feb 1 2005, 09:49 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Feb 1 2005, 09:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Jan 31 2005, 03:05 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Sky @ Jan 31 2005, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Browses through paranoid conspiracy sites on the web, trying to decipher the location of the thingy.  Gives up after 5 excruciating days of searching.  Weary, I decide a little sidetracking.  2 minutes later I find the thingy on ebay.  After placing the winning bid of 367 billion dollars, I promptly receive it in the mail.  Satisfied with myself, I decide to take a moonlit stroll in the woods.(you know this can't be good) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Drops hands him a gift of a "Sacred rock" which sticks to Sky's hand and grows to ten times the size and weight. Tells Sky I can only remove it if he gives me a thingy stollen from a far away land. He promply hands over the thingy, the clever little ThunderFox by the name of Ruedii runs without reversing the curse. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hands GhostWay the Thingy as an appology present and bumps the thread in the process.

[Ruedii-X]

Now takes the Thingy from GhostWay, since he's back, and hides it deep in Romulan teritory.

[TyVulpine]

NO! NOT THE ROMULANS!<br><br>(infiltrates Romulan space and retrieves Thingy and hides it on Vulcan...)

[GhostWay]

*Becomes a Vulcan*<br><br>Fascinating.<br><br>*Finds Thingy, takes it*<br><br>Intriguing.<br><br>*Nerve pinches everyone who comes near him*

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Feb 8 2005, 08:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Feb 8 2005, 08:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *Becomes a Vulcan*<br><br>Fascinating.<br><br>*Finds Thingy, takes it*<br><br>Intriguing.<br><br>*Nerve pinches everyone who comes near him* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Uses a phaser to stun GhostWay, and then has the Andorians hide the Thingy.

[Tavis]

*Finds the Andorian hidey-hole using undocumented intelligence reports and a discreetly hidden Vulcan homing signal tag. He subtitutes the Thingy with an odd paperweight.. something called the Kir'Shara.. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> *<br><br>*He then takes the Thingy into the Neutral Zone.. no the other one! Jeez, how many of these things are there?*

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Feb 12 2005, 12:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Feb 12 2005, 12:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *Finds the Andorian hidey-hole using undocumented intelligence reports and a discreetly hidden Vulcan homing signal tag. He subtitutes the Thingy with an odd paperweight.. something called the Kir'Shara.. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> *<br><br>*He then takes the Thingy into the Neutral Zone.. no the other one! Jeez, how many of these things are there?* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Brings the Kir'Shira back to Vulcan, and the vulcan fleet greatfully returns the favor by retreiving the Thingy, now in the posession of the Cardasians.<br><br>Hides the Thingy in a section of Null Space, so nobody can find it.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Feb 13 2005, 03:54 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Feb 13 2005, 03:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Feb 12 2005, 12:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Feb 12 2005, 12:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *Finds the Andorian hidey-hole using undocumented intelligence reports and a discreetly hidden Vulcan homing signal tag. He subtitutes the Thingy with an odd paperweight.. something called the Kir'Shara.. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> *<br><br>*He then takes the Thingy into the Neutral Zone.. no the other one! Jeez, how many of these things are there?* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Brings the Kir'Shira back to Vulcan, and the vulcan fleet greatfully returns the favor by retreiving the Thingy, now in the posession of the Cardasians.<br><br>Hides the Thingy in a section of Null Space, so nobody can find it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Ventures into Null Space to retreave the Thingy and move it to The Bryer Patch, but gets lost in the Null Space.

[VisibilityMissing]

Pops into Null Space using the Hyper Improbability Drive aboard the Heart of Gold, and uses his towel to retrieve the thingy, before popping back into orbit about a small planet in a backwater of the Galaxy known as earth, thus resurrecting the thingy game.<br><br>Drops the thingy, along with a pot of petunias and a small whale, over the small town known to local inhabitants as "Chicago."

[GamemasterAnthony]

Unfortunately, it's actually Neo-Chicago, home of Megaman in my fanfiction series. As such, Dr. Light secures the thingy for me, and I take it to Mobius (home of Sonic) for safe keeping.

[Holyman83]

Mobius!!! I have connections there <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>on a phone:<br>so you should be able to get it then. Eeeeexcellent!<br>...<br>yes I would be more than happy to help once I get their. Just have the thingy secure by that time.<br><br>FYI: you contact is NOT Dr. robotnik <br><br>

[GamemasterAnthony]

Good...because Robotnik and Snively are presently DEAD (technically) in my version.<br><br>*Sonic snatches the Thingy from me and runs into the potral to Gardenia, homeworld of the Mushroom Kingdom*<br><br>HEY!!!