What Would You Do If...

[FurryFox13]

Drink lots of Orange Juice.


WWYDI the world was flooded with mayonnaise?

[MuffinSticks]

I would throw up. A lot. And it would be mixed with so many unpleasant things it would almost not be funny. Then I would think, "Who writes this shit?"

WWYDI your midsection split open by an unseen force and your organs started spilling out?

[Hyperion]

Curse Raptor Jesus.

WWYDI you spontaneously combusted?

[MuffinSticks]

I would pretend I was going super saiyan for mild entertainment before I died. HRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WWYDI you had a choice between raping your 2 year old sister and getting a sex change then raping your dad?

Best question ever.

[Segovia]

Was es los mit dir?! Bist du krank in der kopf? What kind of Question is that? The best Question ever would be one with meaning. I would just walk away.
(I know my german is bad.)

WWYDI all those racial things they said that Obama would do came true.

(Ex. Turning the statue of Liberty to Ms. Buttersworth etc. I'm not hte one who is saying these things.

[lastwyvern]

Dismantle my shrine to him and shoot myself in the head with a minigun, where the trigger is being held down by duct tape.

[MuffinSticks]

Excellent question. I would fill it with crazy glue and butter, then set it on fire and gently mix with fish guts. Allow 17 hours to ferment and cool, then enjoy. Serves 4.

WWYDI you could blow up the moon with the push of a button?

[Bocaj Claw]

I would do it faster than you could say: "WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist (upon my word, I believe he is), I don’t know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say. There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I’m scaring you, sit down and talk to me.”
These words were uttered in July 1805 by Anna Pavlovna Scherer, a distinguished lady of the court, and confidential maid-of-honour to the Empress Marya Fyodorovna. It was her greeting to Prince Vassily, a man high in rank and office, who was the first to arrive at her soirée. Anna Pavlovna had been coughing for the last few days; she had an attack of la grippe, as she said—grippe was then a new word only used by a few people. In the notes she had sent round in the morning by a footman in red livery, she had written to all indiscriminately." Only the coolest people blow up the moon.

WWYDI tl;dr?

[Moddex]

I would simply reply "tl;dr".

WWYDI you had a pool filled with cool whip?

[Segovia]

Battle the ants for control over it.

WWYDI I were to say that I knew the secet to everlasting life?

[LewisTheTank]

I would hope, for your sake, you got it right.

WWYDI the world was heading towards a black hole?

[Segovia]

It is interesting that you say that. Some scientist theorize that there is actually a black hole here on earth that is slowly growing. So I would probably do what I'm doing right now.

WWYDI Bacon was actually good for you.(the pork product not the person.)

[MuffinSticks]

I would be sad that the unhealthy bacon I had grown to know and love had passed me by without a word. Then I would eat it with greasy cheese.

WWYDI we were sailin along on moonlight bay?

[Segovia]

I would tell you to do your share of the paddling.

WWYDI DC Simpson actually came back and made a new style way better than the original. You know like the guy who created Opus before he retired after twenty something years.

[Kirby]

i will be happy for 2000 year


wwydi you can be invisible for 3 minutes?