Vending Machine

[nickspoon]

You get clamped.

I put in small change of various denominations.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a tesseract.

I put in a BFG 9000.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a SFG 2.

I put in a Tom Flapwell

[Richard K Niner]

You get a Bocaj Claw.

I put in Scrooge's Money Bin.

[Bocaj Claw]

In the cruelest of ironic twists, you get a ingot of iron.

I put in a twistie tie

[gforce422]

You get a tightie twist.

I put in a can of CocaCola.

[Stephan]

You get a subpoena from Ms Mudd (I've been waiting ages for the right moment to use that ).

I looked up tesseract in the dictionary and I still don't know what it means. A four dimensional cube?

I put in an Intercontinental Ballistic Boomerang.

[Richard K Niner]

I looked up tesseract in the dictionary and I still don't know what it means. A four dimensional cube?

A 4D analog to the cube, much like how the cube is the 3D analog to the square, and the square is the 2D analog to the line, etc. I always thought of it as a "hypercube", though.

You get an Intercontinental Ballistic Boomerang.

I put in a palindrome. Inside a Klein bottle.

[Weremensh]

You get a dimensional flux capacitor.

I put in $38.12 in Confederate money.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a bottle kitten.

I put in seventy three dents

[osprey]

You get a damaged piece of MEHTUL.

I put in a David Bowie CD.

[Stephan]

You get a 1991 Tin Machine. ...and Tom Flapwell sneaks out the back of the machine.

I put in a future photograph of Ozy & Millie's class on prom night.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a picture of Ozy and Millie on their wedding day. Millie then runs into the room, grabs the picture, tears it up, and says "That didn't happen, right?" before crawling back into the machine. Then Ozy comes in and says "Hey, what you mean 'back into the machine'? She came in through the door!" Then Ozzy comes in and says "You remember me you spent four months in my house", then you wake up. It turns out that what you really got was a picture of Ozy and Millie dressed up as Millie and Ozy for Halloween.

I put in a copy of War and Peace

[Sage]

You get a disco ball

*puts in a chair*

[Doc Sigma]

You get a stool. No, not the kind you sit on.

...I put in my coat.