Home Owner's Association Rule Book

[Niko123000]

63. Windmalls are stricly forbidden

*fineprint* this is of the Millicent Mudd variety when she flails her arms around in a circular motion

[CoreyFox]

64: The wearing and sale of pants is now forbidden for the fact that they have pockets has led to a record number of people who have been caught shoplifting. All residents must hand their pants over to the proper authority.

A certain fox who is cursed with eternal baldness is exempt, just so you know.

[Niko123000]

66. Windmill Space Rockets must be approved in triplicate by the resident NASA scientist to be dubed space worthy

This rule shall be henceforth known as the Llewellyn rule

[Tum0spoo]

67. Conspiracies pertaining to getting extra birthday preasents are prohibited.
With the exception of those on the football team.

[Niko123000]

67. Conspiracies pertaining to getting extra birthday preasents are prohibited.
With the exception of those on the football team.

((You recently watched that Jimmy Newtron episode didn't you?))

68. Any and all artwork must be at least Pollock level or up to be displayed in public.

[Tum0spoo]

67. Conspiracies pertaining to getting extra birthday preasents are prohibited.
With the exception of those on the football team.

((You recently watched that Jimmy Newtron episode didn't you?))

68. Any and all artwork must be at least Pollock level or up to be displayed in public.

Um... no?
69. Any referencing irrelevant terms to unorthodox activities is punishable by spanking.

70. Mentioning that there is no number 65 in this manual will be met with a house arrest. We will pit handcuffs on your front gate.

71. All houses must have a front gate, as to apply rule 70.