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Hi everyone, I've finally got around to joining this fine forum. I must admit that I only discovered Ozy & Millie earlier this year thanks to a couple of posts on another forum...and now I'm hooked! While I'm in a confessional mood, I must also admit that I'm not even into furry/anthro to any great degree (well, Lackadaisy is pretty incredible...), my user name is a really apalling pun of sorts...'fraid I just couldn't resist.
Anyway, here I am, (very) amateur musician, occasional fan-artist, sometimes capable of posting something coherent.

It's a pleasure to meet you, and welcome to the forums. I myself am a new member still, and still learning my way around the forums. Good luck with finding your way around, and heed the advice of the older members. It will do you good.

Hello! Welcome! As you walk through the front doors, look over to you left and observe the room filled with festive hats of all sorts (because who dosn't like wearing silly hats occasionally?), and the room on the right is one of those Imax theaters where the screen is so big you have to move your head around to take everything in (Saving Private Ryan is absolutely amazing on that thing!). But if, at any time what so ever, you see a hoard of rampaging gerbils running through the hall and you don't have your flamethrower (I'm not the one of the people who has them, I just show you around a bit), hide. They can only be stopped by either flamethrowers (and guns, but flamethrowers are far more effective and used more. Just look at the scorch marks if you don't believe me) or by hiding in places they can never find you in, and eventually out of boredom kill each other. Of course, we prefer the first option as the stench is horrendous and if we do option number two, it takes at least thirty cans of Febreeze to get things smelling nice again. And have fun, that's important.

While I'm in a confessional mood, I must also admit that I'm not even into furry/anthro to any great degree

By no means is that a necessity for joining this forum. (:

Welcome!

It's a pleasure to meet you, and welcome to the forums. I myself am a new member still, and still learning my way around the forums. Good luck with finding your way around, and heed the advice of the older members. It will do you good.

user: taikamiya
Joined: 13 Jan 2005

hello and welcome heed my advice you will go far if you give me ALL your MONEY

Orrrrrr you can just hang out in the IRC for awhile. There's my advice; Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click here
and accept the alert to confirm the bank transaction. Then type

/j #definecynical

and give me all your - welcome to the chat ^_________^

Welcome to the forums!

Hi FoxAC30! Welcome to DC! Here is your flamethrower! Please enjoy. The FTT (FlameThrower Testing)Lab is down the hall and to the right.

Welcome!

You don't like furries?!
Oh.
Okay. :O

Welcome to the forums! Of course, you don't HAVE to be a fan of furries/anthros.It just so happens that most people here are. Heheh.

Hello there! Welcome to DC, where unavoidable fun and randomness abound. Before you use your flamethrower on its more......powerful settings, be sure to get yourself fireproofed first, for you never know when something could happen. Have fun here and play safe!


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Hi everyone, I've finally got around to joining this fine forum.

I must also admit that I'm not even into furry/anthro to any great degree coherent.

hello, and don't worry to much about it. theres a good number of people here who aren't.

Welcome to the forums FoxAC30.

Sup.

Good luck with finding your way around, and heed the advice of the older members. It will do you good.

I don't know about that...

Sup.

"Chocolate Raaaiiin" hahaha forgot about that guy.

In any case welcome to DC FoxAC30