Define Cynical Fan Forums

'ello.
I read the "Ozy and Millie" comics, and I think that they are really cute, so I decided to join the forum. I just thought I'd introduce myself...even thought I don't really have anything to say, but... hello, anyway.

Welcome! Someone else will be along shortly to present you with your anti-flame coupon and your flamethrower. The faucet on the left dispenses moist, delicious cake, while the one on the right dispenses crisp, delicious bacon. My gift to you is a random pic from my photobucket.



(Ooh, I made this pic myself. It's a pun. Bonus points if you can figure it out without looking at the filename.)

Welcome to DC! Here, take this passcard. It allows access to the 19th floor from 6AM to 12MN daily. Look for Miss Zarves, she'll show you around.

Hey, what do you know? We have a member known simply as Jelly. I wonder if she'll be around to greet you.

Welcome to DC, JellyBean! Wild fun and random randomness is unavoidable here. Your complimentary flamethrower should be here soon. Until then, you may find this helpful.


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Welcome to the forums!

Welcome to DC.

Welcome to the land of DC! To help you get better aquainted, allow me to direct you to some of our main attractions! That room over on your left is a teleporter (don't ask where we got it, if we told you we'd have to kill you) that sends you to New Jersey's finest pizzaria(I don't think I even spelled that right ), and that open space over on your right is where we hold are semiannual pie eating contest and water baloon fight (it's just one of those things you have to experience to understand). A word of warning, if you hear a steady driping noise coming from the direction of the bathrooms, stay away because that means the plumbings backed up again. Have fun too, that's important.

Hello JellyBeanK, welcome \o Perhaps you have nothing to say here, but with the IRC you might change your mind...

Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click here
and accept the java alert. Then type

/j #definecynical

aaaaaand we'll see what happens to that cat with your tongue.

I thought it was serious business Washington on mount washington :???:

(Ooh, I made this pic myself. It's a pun. Bonus points if you can figure it out without looking at the filename.)

I peeked, I still don't get it... heh

And I must also welcome the newcomer! As your welcome gift, I present you with this Bubble keyring, it's proven to fend off attacks from bubble pacmen!

Welcome to DC!

(Ooh, I made this pic myself. It's a pun. Bonus points if you can figure it out without looking at the filename.)

I got it but I had to peek.

hello.

(Ooh, I made this pic myself. It's a pun. Bonus points if you can figure it out without looking at the filename.)

I got it but I had to peek.

At least you got it. Everyone else who peeked didn't even get it!

Thanks for the welcoming, everyone. It's greatly appriciated and I feel right at home already.