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Howdy!

So, I'm new. Obviously. But I don't mean 'new' as in 'new to the forum', although that would technically be true, I guess, since I'm here and have just now joined... (Where's my point? Ahh yes! There it is, under my uniform top!) So, I just 'found' the strip on Monday (Or was it Sunday? Tuesday?) in, of all things, a fanfic. (A Lois and Clark fanfic, to be more precise. Can't tell you which one, because I forget and it WAS several days ago... but it DID lead me to this strip, which then led to several glorious days of giggle-fits)

So yes. About me? That thing where I talk about myself and people probably just scroll on past, wondering if I'll ever start making sense? Hmm. Six foot tall redhead female who is currently in the Army wondering what was in the water that the recruiter gave me...

I am not what you would call a 'social' person.

I should probably be concerned that I spend most of my free time online.

I should be, but I'm not.

Hmm. Yeah. And I like cheese, too. Mostly cheddar, but only because I don't have access to the good stuff. (Or the 'Gouda' Stuff. HAHAHAHA! Oh my bad puns kill me (and small furry animals))

What was I originally saying? Oh yes. I'm new, hi!

Welcome aboard

Oh my bad puns kill me (and small furry animals)

Then be careful with them; we happen to have a few of those around.

Don't listen to RKN. destroy them all.

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Oohh Welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay! (please stay!!1)

Greetings, Catherine Bruce. Your name rings a bell somehow.

Welcome.

currently in the Army wondering what was in the water that the recruiter gave me...

'Don't drink the water...they put something in it, t-to make you forget. I... don't even remember how I got here.'
(who knows that quote?)

Welcome.

currently in the Army wondering what was in the water that the recruiter gave me...

'Don't drink the water...they put something in it, t-to make you forget. I... don't even remember how I got here.'
(who knows that quote?)

I forget where that is from.




Welcome Catherine! There is much fun and stuff to be had here. Have some blackberry punch and raspberry dark chocolate cheesecake!

hello. watch for low hanging doors and don't drink the water here either.

IT'S THE FLUORIDATION!!!

THEY'RE TRYING TO CONTAMINATE OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!

Hi.

You seem cool. Greetings my compañera! This place definitely needs more active ladies. I've felt alone for years =(

Welcomes dudette! Just for kicks and giggles(there's another way of saying that phrase that I use, but the fourm rules don't like it ) do you have a fursona? I'm pretty sure no one here will think more or less of you if you do or don't, including me, so yeah. And have fun, that's important.
(You say you are on the internet a lot, so I'm assuming you know what a fursona is, and even if you don't I think the word is kind of self-explanatory. And I was serious about us not caring if you do or don't, and don't feel pressured into having one since almost everyone here does.No pressure now !)

Hello Catherine, welcome to the forums!

Welcomes dudette! Just for kicks and giggles(there's another way of saying that phrase that I use, but the fourm rules don't like it )

Nah, you can say shits and giggles. Well, I don't know if you actually can, but I will regardless.

Welcomes dudette! Just for kicks and giggles(there's another way of saying that phrase that I use, but the fourm rules don't like it )

Nah, you can say shits and giggles. Well, I don't know if you actually can, but I will regardless.

I had though the same thing, but I was too lazy to mention it, but now I'm not, so shits and giggles.

Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles.
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