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Woo! Today is my one year anniversary with Ozy & Millie! What better time to join DC, right?

I've been reading this forum for quite a while now...

So I pretty much know the regulars.

Uhm... yeah.

Hi?

Welcome to DC! Have fun, and remember....don't let them not corrupt you.

Look out! A lurker! *me runs around in a panic*

Hi Onyx Black welcome to DC Foxhound will be giving you a flamethrower soon. I forgot mine at the shop.

edit: oops wrong person. fixed now

He called me regular...I never thought I'd hear someone say that = p

Heya new vict..err i mean members are rare! so here have an INVISIBLE Cookie:

And in the spirit of continuity, you can have some invisible tape, too.

Welcome!

Wilcomen new duden!

I don't have cookies, but heres some jammy biscuits!

you know us? you must've been lurking for some time

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:

He called me regular...I never thought I'd hear someone say that = p

Yeah, you look pretty small to me.

Doog e: Why not the flashy-happy one?

you know us? you must've been lurking for some time

Look out! A lurker! *me runs around in a panic*

Mhm. Quite a long time.

Thanks for the coupon, BTW.

Wilcomen new duden!

I don't have cookies, but heres some jammy biscuits!

And for those too!

I don't know where you come from but on h2g2 we handle lurkers a special way

*straps a bell around Onyx's neck* AND ALL IS GOOD AND SHALL REMAIN THAT WAY!

D:

??

Maybe I don't understand the horid implications of lurking.

Help?

Well don't worry, at least you haven't had your tape stolen from you for the past few months aaaaa




o hi