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Hey hey!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:00 am
by osprey
Greetings. I recently stubled accross this forum after stumbling accross Ozy and Millie last week. I now can proudly say I've read the entire archives, and am now a fan for life.
Anyhoo, when I was reading threads here, I noticed it was a good idea to post here first to avoid any...unfortunate events.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:03 pm
by VisibilityMissing
*Hands osprey a lit stick of dynamite*
What unfortunate events?
Welcome to Define Cynical.
We're not all insane here, but it helps.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:32 pm
by DesertFoxCat
Greetings earthling, your cynicism shall begin now!
*bzap!*
Welcome to the forums!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:11 pm
by Foxhound
yay, I get to steal another flamethrower!
have a flamethrower, and welcome to Define Cynical
someone should give you a flameproofing coupon soon.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:33 pm
by Rooster
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
Welcome
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:03 pm
by Fritz
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:07 pm
by Tum0spoo
Welcome! Please not the emergency exits to your left, right, and in an alternate dimension.
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, Define Cynical!
Here are your keys to a free mecha rental. You have it for the next 24 hours. Have fun!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:53 pm
by Niko123000
MILLIECORP. WELCOMES YOU!
PLEASE DO YOU BEST NOT TO UPSET MISTRESS MILLIEROTH
THANK YOU FOR JOINING DEFINE CYNICAL.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:55 pm
by CodeCat
Aw come on, when do I get to shave my first newbie?? It's not fair!
Well ok, welcome to DC, unshaven one.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:18 am
by Zaaphod
Hi there osprey, welcome!
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:22 am
by Foxhound
he needs his flameproofing coupon, remember?
edit: whoops...wrong wording...
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:21 am
by Tabris_The_17th
Welcome to DC! Where all your dreams come true! So long as your dreams are posting on a message board about Ozy and Millie.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
Did you know he's not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:29 am
by osprey
Looks like I'll fit in fine!
And I'll have you know, I'm protected by a hollow shell of plasma.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:52 pm
by Miles E Traysandor
I took the liberty of making the image smaller for a better fit on the page. Also it's in .jpg format.
You're all welcome to reuse the image link for this coupon in future welcomeing threads.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:35 pm
by Muninn
Hey hey, welcome Osprey.
