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Hello, I'm new... I found this site when my buddy coolsteve64 was talking about it. I came, and I've been reading the comics for a few days straight now <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--> I've decided I like the site, so I will stay. Umm..that is all.<br><br><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Also I am a Star Fox fan like Steve, we come from the same Message Board.</span>

Hello, Kevin, welcome to our humble abode. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Beware: Kevin has just as much disturbing potential as me. XD<br><br>Ah, I remember how it all began. I was using this as my MSN messenger avatar.<br><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/image ... n/ozy1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>Kevin McCloud: Your avatar is starting to grow on me.

Indeed. XD I was the Disturbinator of another board until recently when I retired, I followed Steve before me. Anyway, I hope I don't disturb too many minds here with a few comments or so...

I don't think you've got much to worry about. We're already insane, so I doubt there's much you could do to make things worse.<br><br>...<br><br><span style='color:#800'><span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>THAT IS <b><i><u>NOT</u></i></b> A CHALLENGE!!</span></span><br><br>Just had to clear that up. Anyways, welcome, and try to avoid being set aflame.

Too late...*trys to put out the fire on my tail*<br>It burnss uss preciouss!

I'll help put it out.<br><br>*Grab's Kevin's Precciioussss*

Get your filthy hands away from there! I've seen your fingernails... *slaps Steve across the face, then grabs His Preciousss and hurls him into a wall nearby* Now let's try to restore some order in this topic...

Hey now, theres no need for that. I recently clipped them.<br><br>*Kicks kevin in his preccioussss*

Lucky I was wearing my Iron Cup... *twists Steve's Preciousss around and aroud and finally breaks it off*

Oh, dear. Try to behave thysleves, alright?<br><br>Well, you'd better take <a href='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/coupon.png' target='_blank'>this</a> before it's too late.

*cuts coupon out of computer screen.*<br><br>thanks.<br><br>One more thing.<br><br>*glues own preccioussss back on, rips kevon's off with a crowbar, and proceeds to use the crowbar to stuff Kevin's Precciousss down his throat*<br><br>Me and Kevin make a great team, wouldnt you say?<br>*Hopes that one didn't go just a little too far.*

<!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->;;, guess you'll fit right in then. At least try to keep the content PG-13 rated or less, please... Thanks! <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> O.o;;, guess you'll fit right in then. At least try to keep the content PG-13 rated or less, please... Thanks!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Ya, We'll try...maybe...<br><br>*coughs up own preciousss and takes out a bottle of ultra super glue max strength and proceeds to glue my preciousss back on, then I bend Steve into a ball and glue his precious into his mouth and shove some elk crap up his nose to suffocate him*

Wow, this is getting out of hand here. Your lucky that I'm gonna obey their PG-13 thing because I'm sure I can think up something to do back to you. =D