Greetings

[GhostWay]

I prefer to take the shortest distance between two points. But if there is only one point, I can't plot a line...<br><br>I know! I'll create "GhostWay's Planar Space-Time Continuum Warp Field Theory", which allows one to plot a line between one point(s).<br><br>...And then I'll go on to prove white is black and up is down and get myself killed at the next zebra crossing...

[Miles E Traysandor]

...And then Llewellyn will get elected president, and world chaos will start, howeer it will end shortly thereafter in the form of eternal world peace. Oh, and the Federal Defecit will get turned into a Federal Surplus <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Ozymandias]

So...is that 121% tops?

[Zaaphod]

And remember, a straight line is the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Zaaphod+Nov 23 2004, 10:21 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Zaaphod @ Nov 23 2004, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> And remember, a straight line is the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Actually, the shortest distance between two points is to fold the space-time continuum so that points A and B co-exist in the same space and time <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[GhostWay]

Or I could move it through 4 dimensional space, making that same point 5 years ago be 625 thousand kilometers away 20 years from now. Then I could plot a line between the two points, which are the same point in two places, through 5 dimensional space, and give everyone in the room a headache.<br><br>...By the way, I have no clue what I just said. So if it makes sense, it is purely accidental.

[Softpaw]

[blows a transistor] Aww crap, you know how much those are to get fixed? Dagnabbit

[Richard K Niner]

You see, this is why I blew the extra dough on SRAM. (Now <i>that's</i> expensive)

[GhostWay]

Hm. Well, look at the time. Guess I have to leave now.<br><br><i>*Pulls a large book out of a hidden pocket and writes a few words in the back*</i><br><br>FFOOOOOOOMMM<br><br><i>*A star-filled fissure opens up in the ground*</i><br><br>Have fun, all. See you in a few days. <i>*Jumps into fissure, which then closes with a loud SNAP*</i>

[penguinita]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Nov 24 2004, 03:55 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Nov 24 2004, 03:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Do my eyes decieve me, or is there a <i>serious</i> discussion going on in here? In this forum? 'Tis a contradiction of reality! <br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> we do have serois discussions here, but true to form, they are often not the orrigional topic of the thread. but sometimes threads started as serious discussions stay that way tooo. <br><br>afterall, too much random/silly/offtopic, and it becomes just as boring as ordered/boring/ontopic. (persconally, i atribute that fact to a dragon conspiricy....)

[GhostWay]

<i>*Fissure reopens and "spits" GhostWay out*</i><br><br><i>*Gets up, dusts self off*</i><br><br>Well, seems I'm back earlier than expected. Mainly because the motel here has internet access.