Llewthepoet/Asterikboy86...

[Zaaphod]

Okay, clearly his parents are stupid. And so is the aunt. Like a website called "Define Cynical" can actually teach someone to become cynical. One is more likely to learn cynicism from.. hmm.. oh, their parents! Oh the irony...

Not that you can see this post, but I'm sorry to see you go AB.

[CameronCN]

Also, I have to wonder why he needed his account banned... couldn't he have just stopped logging in? (that's what I did for my hiatus -- my parents still think I stopped visiting.)

Huh? Your parents too? I thought you were much older...

Though it's funny, too...as if this was the worst place you go to!


I'd like to go have a talk with Llew's aunt. Anyone know where she lives?

[Tom Flapwell]

Know what's ironic? Cynicism is a part of many if not most religions.

[Gecko]

If I'd known this was real, I wouldn't have responded with a demotivational poster.*

Chalk up another failure in society due to overzealous parents.

*Well, not immediately, anyway.

I can't believe that this website could be considered inappropriate in any way. I guess if you're halfway insane, it's title could feel threatening to your religious beliefs.

There's no cursing, no pornography, etc. It's a PG13 forum at worst and somewhere less intense than G most of the time.

The only things that may offend a rational person are the constant off-topicness that can almost be abrasive if you're not used to it. And Ibun.[/quote]

[datherman]

I've seen some equally idiotic parents at other forums before, but this is ridiculous.

Sorry to see you go AB.

[Ibun]

And Ibun.

Anyone who gets offended by me needs to turn up their humor meter just a tad. :v

[Hyperion]

Anyone who gets offended by me needs to turn up their humor meter just a tad. :v

Well, I was almost close to being slightly offended by you avatar being Spring Heeled Jack the serial killer. Almost.

[osprey]

Asterik, pardon my french, but your aunt is a f***ing retard. Sorry to see you go!

[GeorgiaCoyote]

Geez...someone's parents have some serious issues. I mean come on, there's a lot worse sites AB could be frequenting than this one. I'm having such a hard time getting around their explanation too. They don't want him to be cynical. Geez...look in the mirror. There are times when you're cynical too...like know cause you're obviously being cynical of everyone here. And as was pointed out, there really isn't that many cynical folks here to begin with. Ahhhh....such nutsery...pardon my French.

[Ibun]

Anyone who gets offended by me needs to turn up their humor meter just a tad. :v

Well, I was almost close to being slightly offended by you avatar being Spring Heeled Jack the serial killer. Almost.

But he leaps through the alleys like a jungle cat!

[nickspoon]

That sucks. Sorry to hear it, Llew.

I know first-hand how stupid parents can be. I really wouldn't doubt this, and some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

(If this is all fake, I will look very silly)

[Hyperion]

But he leaps through the alleys like a jungle cat!

That's why I said almost, the cool picture completely outweighs the fact that he's a serial killer.

And for something relevant, my parents are a bit like that to, only they haven't ordered me off yet.

[Richard K Niner]

Huh? Your parents too? I thought you were much older...

I am. Hence why I only did it long enough to avoid getting caught, and merely paid lip service to it.

[Tai]

Even though I normally say that the commandment entitled "honor thy father and mother" is in force. Because this is just dumb.

My son, take care of your father when he is old; grieve him not as long as he lives.

Even if his mind fail, be considerate with him; revile him not in the fullness of your strength.

jus' sayin. It's slightly out of context, but age isn't necessarily physical age - they're still living in a time when names meant everything. Depending on your exact belief system, the commandment still stands, but this corollary should help you justify any...exceptions.

You've followed your parents up till now as best you could, right? Will you continue to do so once they ask you more and more outlandish requests? Where's the line, giving up friends, posessions, your life?

There are other places to use the internet if you're worried about getting caught v0v

(dunno if this'll even get to you asterisk but v0v)

[Richard K Niner]

Another email:

I guessing by my previous two emails it makes it seem like like my family is dumb, but really they are not. I hardly refuse to give out my name and will never give out my aunt's name nor our location, and even if I knew her email, I still would not give it out.

Even though I can't log in, I can still read the comments people write on the forums.

Please refrain from calling any members of my family any disparaging names because it is very disheartening to see the people who I called my friends to speak to family in that manner. Just remember think about how it would feel if I said those things about your family.

My father, who I don't live with and had nothing to do with this, and my mother has been dead since 2001, who fought a ten-year battle with cancer. My aunt, who loves, cares and provides many things for me and I still love her.

From now on leave my family out of this discussion and the only things I want in this thread are the memories of my time here and thoughts on how much you will miss me.

Goodbye Forever Define Cynical,

Asterikboy86 (Llewthepoet)