Perhaps they aren't as pretty as a flower, but they are much more practical. Potatoes aren't stuck in their place, they can be savory or sweet, an appetiser or a main course. You can even make a drink out of them to get a slight buzz. They come in a huge variety of ways to best fit your tastes.
Potatos are artistic and a fine tool for the creative individual. You can cut them up into shapes and paint or you can even make a battery out of these unassuming tubers. These things are really that impressive.
Potatoes may look dull and cheap, but whereas with a flower you know pretty much what you're getting into the simple potato can surprise and leave you wanting more.
Yes, potatoes really are <3
