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Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 2:10 am**

Okay. I got a few. Remember these are opinions, but it might be fun to release some tension and express how you feel about things. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> First up. I think that Bush knew about 9/11. He received info, but did nothing about it. Why? Maybe he wanted to get the glory of giving a speech to the US saying that we'll get revenge. It's a matter of corrupt politicians. I think he's a freaking douche bag, looking out for his own well-being. That's number one. Next, what's the deal with the war in the middle east? I thought we were after the Taliban, not the Iraqis. I think I know why. Bush Sr. had something for Iraq. So naturally, Bush Jr. wanted in on the action and tried to finish the job. Not so easy was it, eh? I say Bush is a Bush. Third, Rumsfeld. I think he wears boxers with hearts on them. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 2:19 am**

and what about left socks? where the heck do they go, a world treasury? i actually once stumbled upoun this treasury, and i almost lost my arm. But more importantly, is John Linell really a robot? because he sure acts like one. i mean, he's an introvert. he can play several instruments. he can write a single song in FIVE HOURS. and then there's that whenever they do synthesized voices, like in "Dan vs. Cog," Linell is the one that has his voice robotically enhanced.

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 3:09 am**

Patrick Stewart, Dr. Fred, and John Cleese secretly control the world.

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 4:12 am**

hmm... that would explain why Fred hasn't been here in a while...

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 1:03 pm**

Dragon conspiracy #429873916: Pirates shall take over the world, and no army is capable of stopping them!

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 1:14 pm**

We'll see what the ninjas have to say about that...

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 2:17 pm**

Here's a conspiracy. Someone keeps stealing my grease. I find it on my glass egg every once in a wahile. I'm lookign at you pinko! *glares at the pink rinoserise on my toilet* I havn;t been able to use that thing in forever.

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 2:24 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Dr. Doog @ May 21 2004, 10:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> and what about left socks? where the heck do they go, a world treasury? i actually once stumbled upoun this treasury, and i almost lost my arm.  </td></tr></table>  Actually, there was an episode of Ren and Stimpy where they discovered that all the world's missing left socks end up on the other side of a black hole. We just haven't figured out how to get there yet. Also, I think Dick Cheny died back in 1999, and he's still moving strictly by new battery technology.

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 3:55 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (DraganFox @ May 22 2004, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Also, I think Dick Cheny died back in 1999, and he's still moving strictly by new battery technology.</td></tr></table>  I think that he's the Borg Queen.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2004 5:36 am**

Having been sworn to double secrecy... Or is it double sworn to secrecy? Or sworn to secrecy double? Or double to secret swear? Never mind. Anyway, after being sworn to twice as much secrecy as a normal secrecy swear would bring on by Isolde, I can't divulge any draconic conspiracies. HOWEVER. A non-draconic conspiracy is the WNBA. The entire thing. By Isiah Thomas.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2004 5:50 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Monarx @ May 23 2004, 01:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Having been sworn to double secrecy... Or is it double sworn to secrecy? Or sworn to secrecy double? Or double to secret swear? Never mind. Anyway, after being sworn to twice as much secrecy as a normal secrecy swear would bring on by Isolde, I can't divulge any draconic conspiracies. HOWEVER. A non-draconic conspiracy is the WNBA. The entire thing. By Isiah Thomas.</td></tr></table>  Secrecy, eh? Iyestorm, fetch me... THE COMFY CHAIR! *JARRING CHORD* So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Iyestorm! Put him in the Comfy Chair! Now, you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. Confess, Monarx! Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess!

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2004 5:55 am**

Where do all the pens go!?

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2004 3:54 pm**

to the secret treasury of the UN. they use the treasury whenever somebody goes insane and eats things.

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2004 4:12 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Salad Man @ May 23 2004, 12:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Monarx @ May 23 2004, 01:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Having been sworn to double secrecy... Or is it double sworn to secrecy? Or sworn to secrecy double? Or double to secret swear? Never mind. Anyway, after being sworn to twice as much secrecy as a normal secrecy swear would bring on by Isolde, I can't divulge any draconic conspiracies. HOWEVER. A non-draconic conspiracy is the WNBA. The entire thing. By Isiah Thomas.</td></tr></table>  Secrecy, eh? Iyestorm, fetch me... THE COMFY CHAIR! *JARRING CHORD* So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Iyestorm! Put him in the Comfy Chair! Now, you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. Confess, Monarx! Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess!  </td></tr></table>  Don;t treat a fellow raccoon like that! Giving it coffee at 11. *scamoers up to Salad Man and starts to eat him*

Posted: **Sun May 23, 2004 4:26 pm**

sorry, we're out of the comfy chairs, they were all destroyed in the calvinball thread... I found these quaint straw chairs though. ...what's quaint mean again? Iye had a conspiracy idea a while ago, but iye forgot it.

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Conspiracies.