I'm a raccoon

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri May 21, 2004 4:15 pm

I have come out of the furry closet and after much thought (for a long time) I have decided I am closest to a raccoon. I joint the ranks of Jerry Rosevelt and Timulty. All shall trembal before my ability to climb trees both fowards and backwards, to use watter to enhance my tactile sensations, and store fat for witner so I can sleep mroe but not hibernate. I shoudl be carefull thoguh with all these large preditors around. *scampers up my tree to some top branches otu fo reach of the dog and large cats around here* *I find an unatended birds nest and eat a couple of eggs* *I hoop down to a lbranch right below this one and streach out*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri May 21, 2004 5:00 pm

um... yay? say... was that MY nest!?

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Fri May 21, 2004 8:45 pm

We should start a club.

Sabre · Postby **Sabre** » Sat May 22, 2004 12:31 am

Welcome, to the furry state of mind. Ive been like this since I was 5, so i dont remember what the inside of the closet was like.

Sakie · Postby **Sakie** » Sat May 22, 2004 6:07 am

whats a furry closet?

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat May 22, 2004 2:25 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (darkdragon @ May 22 2004, 02:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> whats a furry closet?  </td></tr></table>  It's where everyone hangs fur coats for wearing. Duh.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat May 22, 2004 2:28 pm

It's a closet that ahs fur on it, duh. Actuly it's where furs are before they tell other people they are furs, or know themselves. 6 months ago I had no idea I was a fury despite still being one. IT took somebody to open my eyes to it. *sigs*

Sakie · Postby **Sakie** » Sat May 22, 2004 4:52 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (DraganFox @ May 22 2004, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (darkdragon @ May 22 2004, 02:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> whats a furry closet? </td></tr></table>  It's where everyone hangs fur coats for wearing. Duh.  </td></tr></table>  I rather have a jacket.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:32 pm

Yay for Norsenerd! Raccoons are tasty, but I don't eat anthro critters <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:33 pm

The how do you know how a raccoon tastes? o_O

dabomb4097 · Postby **dabomb4097** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:35 pm

Hmm....Interesting...

Sakie · Postby **Sakie** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:40 pm

you eat raccons!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:51 pm

I eat everything that's prey

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:56 pm

except me! *scampers up and nuzzels Felix* Thank's for not eating me. I shodul go hunting. *starts to trak a mouse*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:58 pm

Yum, mouse... [drools] I prefer deer over everything else, though, plus it's quite plentiful around here <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

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