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Today is my bunnyies' birthday! Happy birthday bunnies! You are sitting there licking yourself seemingly unaware of this special day, but I know you're excited. That must have been why you pooped all over my floor. I made you this special treat, it has apples, blueberries, and bananas in it All of your favorite treats. You're so excited you knocked your dish over and are now eating the carpet. Oh you silly bunny. I'd try petting you but you run away and hide behind the chair anytime I come near you.

HAPPY BIRHTDAY!!!!!

Lulz. I hate pets like that. That's why I'll never have a cat.

Happy birthday Mr(MS?!). Bunny

You are sitting there licking yourself seemingly unaware of this special day, but I know you're excited. That must have been why you pooped all over my floor.

Sorry about that. It's a sign of affection, really.

That's why I'll never have a cat.

Our cats are the most affectionate, annoying creatures in existence.

But then again, we've been spoiling them both since they were two months old. It tends to make them stop being the nonchalant asshats that cats in general are.

Lulz. I hate pets like that. That's why I'll never have a cat.

Bitch please. You sent your cat down the road to fame in high heels and lipstick.

That's why I'll never have a cat.

Our cats are the most affectionate, annoying creatures in existence.

But then again, we've been spoiling them both since they were two months old. It tends to make them stop being the nonchalant asshats that cats in general are.

This.

It has everything to do with how they're raised. My cat never STOPS begging for attention. He constantly wants to be held.

My cat doesn't move or do anything whatsoever, but she meows when you meow to her.

She also meows at balls of fluff and specks on the wall.

I didn't know bunnies licked themselves.

Likeafox has the best pets.

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Cockatiels are known for their excellent whistling abilities... One of my pet cockatiels likes to imitate such things as chewing and zipper sounds. (Probably picked up the former from sitting on my shoulder.)

Oh, and he does wolf-whistle too, but I ah... corrupted it. By ME trying to imitate HIM whistling, (I can't whistle) he learned to do a terrible-sounding version of the wolf-whistle which sounds like mine. And now he PREFERS that one and 'performs' it almost exclusively when I'm around.

It's so cute to see our pets unaware that its already their birthday. My toy poodle will be celebrating his 3rd birthday next month. We can't wait!