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Today three things made me smile.

1) My history teacher was going over Evolution and he started going over an experiment done to prove Evolution made life. I never heard of this experiment btw. Anyway the scientist set up an ideal enviornment and put a mixture of acids and chemicals and a colony of bacteria started to grow. The scientist said, "There we made life using Evolution". Anyway somebody asked the question "What role did you play?"

2) I learned that Germans creep my English teacher out.

3) My English teacher told us this quote " Don't ever assume because if you do you make an ass out of u and me

Unless it's too much to ask, can we sticky this?

I lol'd today when I permabanned some girl off of the CS:S server I admin, after leading her on for some time, pretending that I was being nice to her, just because she was a girl.

I lol'd today when I permabanned some guy off of the CS:S server I admin, after leading him on for some time, pretending that I was being nice to him, just because I thought he was a girl.

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I am fully aware of rule 29, thank you.

I lol'd because I was insulted on the internet. Always fun when people do so and think you care.

Edit: A topic has to be rather epic to get sticky'd in Anything. Read the ones that are, and tell me if this one (which has just started, no less) is at that level right now. :<

A topic has to be particularly epic or started by Angela to be stickied in Anything.

As for what made me laugh today, some stray dog was lolloping about near where I was taking a walk and he was probably lonely because he wanted a bit of playing. A stick and about half an hour's worth of chase later he disappeared somewhere I didn't see.

1) HrHr

2) I should come and and creep him out

3) i forgot what 3 was

3) My English teacher told us this quote " Don't ever assume because if you do you make an ass out of u and me

I prefer the version told by Sam Jackson in The Long Kiss Goodnight: "Don't ever assume. You just make an ass out of you and yourself."

What made me LOL today was that I accidently threaded the wrong movie in theater #2. There are two movies playing in that theater and they alternate throughout the day. So, instead of The Perfect Getaway, I threaded Harry Potter and didn't notice untill I saw the day manager looking puzzled at the platter.

He actually prasied me and said the guy had two little kids with him (TPG is rated R) and that HP was a better film anyway.

This happened the other night but this is what happened:

I was playing Mario Galaxy and my brother was watching. After I had beaten a level I said, "Man. I was TOO easy." And then my brother goes, "... there's a mom joke in there somewhere..."
I lol'd so hard.

LOL, that was a lucky mistake.

My history teacher told us that the IB has a joke. "IB kids are homo sapiens sapiens, and everybody else is a homo sapien." ^^

Segovia has an unfunny teacher. Perhaps he can write jokes for Dane Cook.

Anyway, my sister was just listening to shitty music in her room. First she looked around, thinking nobody was there. I was playing gmod with heavy goremods and death MEHTUL playing in the background. She had one wink to the cover of her favorite band, although seemingly quiet, I raged. I tore off my earbuds, tore off her door, then I beat the shit out of her. At first it was just hitting her in the face, then I started taking her cd, and slicing her with it. Refer to a parental advisory cover af a cannibal corpse cd to see what she looks like shortly before I ate her.

Tasted just like chicken.

Segovia has an unfunny teacher. Perhaps he can write jokes for Dane Cook.

Screw Mr. De Leon. Baconsticks, you made me Lol.

I don't think anything particularly funny happened today. Or in the last three days. DAMN