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I'm in pain

DENTAL PAIN :S

I hear ya. I have a tooth that's been bothering me since last year. I really should get in and have it checked as it's been 20 years since I last saw a dentist.

I doubt it's a cavity as there are already two fillings in the tooth but with my luck, it probably is. It only acts up when something cold hits it so I've been thinking it's just sensitive. Be nice to get a professional opinion though.

But, first I need to get the kidney stone I have taken care of. Then I'll get my tooth done, then I need to get my eyes checked. Yeah, it's fun getting older!

DENTAL PAIN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Doc Sigma is my hero every single day.

He is mine

Gentlemen, gentlemen, there is plenty of me to go around...

Give me some of dat

I don't even get no credit for setting it up

AND I SAW IT COMING BUT DID THAT ANYWAY.

Here's a thought that MAY help your pain some, then again you might laugh so hard the pain gets worse:
About 8 years ago I had 4 teeth that were getting pretty bad and needed to be removed.
I get to the dentist office and THEY tell me the only way Medicaid would pay for the extractions was if ALL my teeth were pulled! (Please note, most of them WERE in good shape!)
ANYWAYS, after the procedure the dentist then tells me they could have pulled only the bad ones for a mere $65 each!
(Had he told me this BEFORE, I would have started to save the funds! But of course he wanted as much money as possible, hence the fact he didn't say a word beforehand.)
BTW, he also told me I could NOT have any of the pulled teeth for any reason, because "...The health codes won't allow it, and they don't know what I intend to do with them." (Yeah, like I wasn't REALLY going to keep one or two in a jar like I told him, NO! I was really going to use them as weapons! BLEH!)

AND I SAW IT COMING BUT DID THAT ANYWAY.

Saw it coming eventually? Or saw what it was when you saw it posted? Or are you just covering up the fact that you fell for it again... I have now eaten 408 brains...