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Muggles
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:42 am
by Muninn
So I was cleaning the kitchen and I found muggles in the cupboard munching on the food in there. I don't know where they came from but they're so gross. I tried to catch them but they're agile little creeps. I am scared I have an infestation and they might try to kill me in my sleep. How do you get rid of muggles? I'm not sure how they think, is it like a hive? All hail the dark lord.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:39 pm
by Doc Sigma
Avada Kedavra works quite well on the little bastards.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:40 pm
by likeafox
Liz lol'd.
Edit: Me too even though I don't know what a muggle is.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:58 pm
by Foxchild
.... I must admit, the first thing I pictured was an infestation of Moogles
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:23 pm
by Muninn
Edit: Me too even though I don't know what a muggle is.
A muggle is someone who doesn't have magical powers in the Harry Potter universe.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:27 pm
by nickspoon
A muggle is someone who doesn't have magical powers in the Harry Potter universe.
Also a vicious sort of cuddle, and a typical London morning.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:43 pm
by MuffinSticks
I have an infestation of moogles. I don't bother getting rid of them, they're kinda cute.
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:14 am
by Liz
Jack, you're awesome xD
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:55 am
by Bocaj Claw
Arsenic works on most things. Failing that, I suggest a shotgun.
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:30 am
by Cactus Jack
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head. - Sir Mitch Hedberg