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Suppose you fall into a coma. You wake up in 15 years, with your memory and cognitive abilities intact. You hug your loved ones, you brush your teeth and then ... what would be the first thing you would like to know about the world?

did any of the investments i made 15 years ago become worth a large bundle of money?

Are the Rolling Stones STILL around?


Serious post: Did anyone I know who is close to me die?

15 years is a lot to catch up on...first would probably be family. Health, situations, et cetera. Not counting obvious things like that though, I would like to see any new technological breakthroughs.

how the governments have evolved

Are my parents still alive? Then after being relived and happy/depressed for a while, can I still afford internet, and has the Half Life series been fully explained yet?

How are my family and friends? What is the state of world events? Have the Canucks won the cup yet?

Would there be any cool new Game Systems by Sony or Nintendo?

I'd ask if it's even still worth it to be alive :P

I'd ask if it's even still worth it to be alive

this. I always thought that if you are in a coma for over a decade you don't want to be brought out?

I'm pretty sure I would ask how long I was in a coma.

How many Pokemon are there now?

I'd ask if my xbox 360 was still in my room. And if it was, I'd go play it. 15 years of my life wasted, a bit old to start an education, fuсk life.

Has Duke Nukem Forever come out yet?

I would ask who is president.