Jason has the best dog.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:18 pm
Dog is the best dog ever.
Discuss Dog.
Discuss Dog.
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Jason has the best dog.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:10 pm
Did you hear the one about the paranoid dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:10 pm
I love Dog <3
She's a very happy dog and loves to play and loves her people too. She lives to play fetch, and also plays a few other games, mostly variants of fetch. I hide her toys in obscure places in the house and she uses her nose to find them. We also play tug-of-war and she likes to destroy cardboard boxes too. Unlike many domestic dogs, she knows her place and doesn't fight if you try to take chicken away from her.
I walk to the grocery store with my brother and Dog regularly, and when we go in, we don't need to tie her up, she sits outside and waits for us. Most of the people that work there know her and will ask where she is the odd time that we don't bring her along.
One time I accidentally broke into a convenience store with Dog, and when the police showed up they said they've seen me around with my dog before and complimented me on how well behaved she was.
One time a few years ago she got a urinary tract infection and almost died in hospital but they saved her. I'm so happy she got a second chance at life :<
These are the words/commands she knows that I can think of right now:
Dog
come [here]
sit
wait
stay
down
get down
up
go
no
go on the {bed | couch | chair}
go in there
go in the {house | hole | bathtub}
home
outside
walk
do you want to go for a walk?
goodbye
good dog
buzu (yeslizno spelling)
pants
bark
stand
cross the street
stay on the sidewalk
go take a crap
drink water
eat food
[it's] for you
you can have
you can go
kill the cat
burn in the fire
find <obj>
where is <obj>
go get it
go get <obj>
go tell <person>
put your head in here
store
bring it here
hand it to me
drop it
rrraaaaawwwwrrrr
play
objects and people:
cat
Jason
Daniel
Mom
ball
kong
leash
cardboard
She also understands some hand and body language.
Here is a picture of us together:
She's a very happy dog and loves to play and loves her people too. She lives to play fetch, and also plays a few other games, mostly variants of fetch. I hide her toys in obscure places in the house and she uses her nose to find them. We also play tug-of-war and she likes to destroy cardboard boxes too. Unlike many domestic dogs, she knows her place and doesn't fight if you try to take chicken away from her.
I walk to the grocery store with my brother and Dog regularly, and when we go in, we don't need to tie her up, she sits outside and waits for us. Most of the people that work there know her and will ask where she is the odd time that we don't bring her along.
One time I accidentally broke into a convenience store with Dog, and when the police showed up they said they've seen me around with my dog before and complimented me on how well behaved she was.
One time a few years ago she got a urinary tract infection and almost died in hospital but they saved her. I'm so happy she got a second chance at life :<
These are the words/commands she knows that I can think of right now:
Dog
come [here]
sit
wait
stay
down
get down
up
go
no
go on the {bed | couch | chair}
go in there
go in the {house | hole | bathtub}
home
outside
walk
do you want to go for a walk?
goodbye
good dog
buzu (yeslizno spelling)
pants
bark
stand
cross the street
stay on the sidewalk
go take a crap
drink water
eat food
[it's] for you
you can have
you can go
kill the cat
burn in the fire
find <obj>
where is <obj>
go get it
go get <obj>
go tell <person>
put your head in here
store
bring it here
hand it to me
drop it
rrraaaaawwwwrrrr
play
objects and people:
cat
Jason
Daniel
Mom
ball
kong
leash
cardboard
She also understands some hand and body language.
Here is a picture of us together:
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:23 pm
Dog is awesome because she appears to be a Border Collie and Border Collies are awesome.
My dog Atticus was a Border Collie.
My dog Atticus was a Border Collie.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:36 pm
These are the words/commands she knows that I can think of right now:
...
burn in the fire
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:39 pm
WhatThese are the words/commands she knows that I can think of right now:
...
put your head in here
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:45 pm
How does she react to this one?pants
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:45 pm
aww Jason, Dog is definitely the best dog ever 
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:11 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:07 pm
How does she react to this one?pants
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:16 pm
I had a Border Collie once as well. They own. Therefore Dog owns.Dog is awesome because she appears to be a Border Collie and Border Collies are awesome.
My dog Atticus was a Border Collie.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:25 pm
I had a border collie once too. She was amaazing. She was like my second mom growing up, lulz. I miss her :<
Dog is awesome
And that picture is awesome. Your mom should be in photography I swaer.
*can't wait to have the honour to meet Dog*
Dog is awesome
And that picture is awesome. Your mom should be in photography I swaer.*can't wait to have the honour to meet Dog*
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:27 pm
Your dog is precious. I wish mine wasn't RETARDED.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:44 pm
Jason does have the best dog.
My dog is silly.
My dog is silly.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:34 am
My dog has a serious ear infection because he won't stop scratching it, now he has to get his ear canal removed. I will get a picture as soon as I'm on the other computer. Because I'm sure you all care.