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I made 39 metres by shuffling along pressing QWOP. I have no idea how I would actually make him walk.

I managed some semblance of running before faceplanting at 17.8m.

Quitting forever now or I might cry myself to sleep.

Right now I have myself in an infinate loop of pressing Q and W to use my heel to drag myself forward, and I just reached the 50 mark. I'll keep going though and edit later. The only reason I can write this while doing it is because I have him in a split.

Edit: Well, I couldn't make it past the 50 mark. There's a hurdle, and you can't get over it crawling.

I think I managed to get to 4.2 meters actually walking/running. I got to ~20m doing a weird knee-crawl. (then I gave up to try it the real way)

This is old.

I completely and utterly sucked at this. I got to the 5.2 meter mark after about 50 faceplants.

I made it 12.1!

3.1m =O

The Evacuation game from that site is better in my opinion.

I got 36.2 metres by doing this sorta Jellyfish thing. His legs would split, I'd hold down W, and simultaneously press q and p and he'd just sorta bounce along.

EDIT:

BOOYEAH!



There was an annoying thingy you had to jump over at 50 meters. I just plowed into it, knocked it over and sorta rolled over it instead.

I got negative 2.1 meters. Awesome

I never figured out how to do it, and was too afraid to risk my sanity after about 20 minutes of it (this was long before seeing it here).

I did, however, manage -10.6 meters. Only about +6. Hmm.

I've watched YouTube videos of people doing it and I STILL can't figure it out.