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All of you idiots are sleeping, but not me!

So ask me a question and I will answer it if I feel like it.

What is the order for most awesome to least awesome class in TF2?

Pyro > Demoman > Heavy > Medic > Soldier > Spy > Scout > Engineer > Sniper

What do you do for a living?

I work in a bakery! I cut big pieces of dough from like 5-9 pounds into 18 or 36 little pieces for 3-4 hours a night.

How long will your laptop's batteries last?

21 minutes. But it will autoshutdown when it reaches critical with like 5 minutes left

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate is really overrated. In most cases vanilla is supreme.

Why was I banned?

BECAUSE LOWTAX DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

Murrpurr.

The furry fandom is a strange beast indeed. Plenty of awful people in it, but I have made many a good friend due to furry as well. Plus the porn rules.

If a flea and a fly were caught in the flue and they were trapped so what could they do and "lets fly" said the flea, "lets flee," said the fly and they both flew out a flaw in the flue. Given this, solve for x.

If a flea and a fly were caught in the flue and they were trapped so what could they do and "lets fly" said the flea, "lets flee," said the fly and they both flew out a flaw in the flue. Given this, solve for x.

x = (y|n->R::y:y=n)

If a flea and a fly were caught in the flue and they were trapped so what could they do and "lets fly" said the flea, "lets flee," said the fly and they both flew out a flaw in the flue. Given this, solve for x.

x = fleas can't fly

If a flea and a fly were caught in the flue and they were trapped so what could they do and "lets fly" said the flea, "lets flee," said the fly and they both flew out a flaw in the flue. Given this, solve for x.

x = There are four lights.