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Because I just got out of the shower and I haven't made a thread in a long time.

I usually do my left arm first.

hair, because you don't want the shit in your hair to get on your torso if you already washed it.

Depends on the day of the week. I have a charted diagram which lists what body part to wash first on any given day. On Saturdays during a leap year I start by washing the spaces between the fingers on my left hand before moving on to my right shoulder. And to contrast, on Mondays in Fall during years that are divisible by three, I first stand on one leg in the shower for fifteen minutes before even running the water.

hands and forearms. hair is done last because if for whatever reason i choose not to wash my hair i can keep it from getting wet.

Bocaj you are one of my favourite posters. I am content with being permanently in the shadow of your post count. Every night I go to bed with the hopes that you really do shower like that.

Roughly

Hair -> Right arm -> Body -> Left Leg/Foot -> Left Arm -> Right Leg/Foot -> Neck -> Face -> Back

Which mod removed privates as an option >:(

me.

Hair, then left arm, then right arm, then torso, then left leg, then right leg. I'm just boring like that.

Hair, then left arm, then right arm, then torso, then left leg, then right leg. I'm just boring like that.

Virtually exactly the same, except I do my hair last. Not sure why.

I do hair, than arms/front torso (it depends which comes first) than face than back torso, than legs than feet

Pubes. Shampoo, condition, style.

Because everyone secretly wants me to say it -

boobs.

How'd you know, Angela?

I like where this pantsless thread is going.

Hair, rest of body, hair again.