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Sucked major balls.

I haven't seen the movie but I heard that too. I can't wait for the Zelda movie on April 1st.

The Twilight Zone on the other hand is the best show.

I think the entire movie theater may have hated me. I was laughing throughout the movie and I just wouldn't calm down or quiet down. The movie was so funny, even when it wasn't meant to be funny.
I never read the books, but I'm sure the movie butchered it.

I saw the trailer and thought "hey, this movie could be good". Thanks for destroying my hopes. I guess I'll have to go back to watching crappy generic thrillers now.

(Eagle Eye was about as generic as it gets, although not the worst thriller I've seen.)

It's weird that I'd never heard of these books until this week, when the movie started getting mentioned. But I suppose that's understandable when 90% of people I talk with on the Internet are dudes, and 100% of people I talk with are on the Internet. "Need to get out more" doesn't begin to describe it.

I haven't seen the movie but I heard that too. I can't wait for the Zelda movie on April 1st.

The wat.

When somebody first described Twilight to me I thought they were making it up.

This movie looked like a play-off of that drama series "True Blood". From there, I was already kinda turned away.

This movie looked like a play-off of that drama series "True Blood". From there, I was already kinda turned away.

I LOVE TRUE BLOOD!!! It is so awsome. I almost said the same thing when I first heard about the movie in the news except I said," Eh, I rather see True Blood."

I saw the trailer and thought "hey, this movie could be good". Thanks for destroying my hopes. I guess I'll have to go back to watching crappy generic thrillers now.

Your hopes must have been pretty fragile in the beginning if they were shattered by a few comments on the internet - even if those comments are by people you know. You shouldn't be so accepting without seeing it yourself.

I haven't seen it and probably never will, I'd made my mind up about that long before.

Your hopes must have been pretty fragile in the beginning if they were shattered by a few comments on the internet - even if those comments are by people you know. You shouldn't be so accepting without seeing it yourself.

They were fragile. I have little faith in Hollywood making a decent fantasy film. I may still go and see it, though; bad films are fun in their own way.

Fantasy? Oh no, apparently Twilight vampires are explained with science (TM)!

There's a whole bunch of people at my school who can go on and on about how great the Twilight series is. Oh well, I'm still not going to watch the movie.

because your candle burns too bright
i almost forgot it was twilight

I knew this movie would suck balls because of the general crowd that was talking about how great it would be at school. Also the preview made me laugh.

But you're a...
Say it.
*super close up*
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