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Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:20 pm**

I love you, son

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:51 pm**

wtf guys?
nobody loves me

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:02 pm**

Nope. Nobody.

Except for me, you know WHY? 'Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position, had had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position, had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position!

A HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HAAAA....

(why do I remember the lyrics of that song from freaking middle school?)

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:44 pm**

wtf guys?
nobody loves me

I used to love you. Then I just liked you. For a period, I LUSTED. After that came the omni-loathing. And now, I'm back to apathy. Happy birthday, if it be. May you never find a cake in your wombat. Whereupon, wombat is a euphemism. For weasel.

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:58 pm**

I love you Doog, but only as a friend.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:53 am**

I pantsless despise you. But happy birthday anyway.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:00 am**

I hate everyone that likes this guy

I'm going to kill your entire family and pee in their eyes. Oh, and happy birthday.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:21 am**

I once knew a man by the name of Doog...

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:03 pm**

I love you (NO HOMO)

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:27 pm**

I remember the days you used to change your birthday settings. Forgive me for being cynical.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:11 am**

I remember the days you used to change your birthday settings. Forgive me for being cynical.

you're forgiven.

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Happy Birthday Doog

Happy Birthday Doog