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Just kidding, I hate you.
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I'm your mommy?

k.

I'm your mommmy?

k.

Bom chicka wah wah.

You idiots. You don't have mothers. You're just a programmed to think you do by the light bulb media bias. They want you to spend a lot of money on Mother's Day so that people will forget that originally Mother's Day was "Throw Light Bulbs at People Named Albert" Day.

I need to try playing Mother 3 now that it's been translated into English.

You idiots. You don't have mothers. You're just a programmed to think you do by the light bulb media bias. They want you to spend a lot of money on Mother's Day so that people will forget that originally Mother's Day was "Throw Light Bulbs at People Named Albert" Day.

That conspiracy is as old as your mom. Don't even try to convince people, it doesn't work. I would know.

Liz, I am your father.

You idiots. You don't have mothers. You're just a programmed to think you do by the light bulb media bias. They want you to spend a lot of money on Mother's Day so that people will forget that originally Mother's Day was "Throw Light Bulbs at People Named Albert" Day.

I'm seriously liking Bocaj's logic a little bit more everytime.

You idiots. You don't have mothers. You're just a programmed to think you do by the light bulb media bias. They want you to spend a lot of money on Mother's Day so that people will forget that originally Mother's Day was "Throw Light Bulbs at People Named Albert" Day.

I'm seriously liking Bocaj's logic a little bit more everytime.

That... Seriously scares me. *runs back home to grab a box of lightbulbs*

You idiots. You don't have mothers. You're just a programmed to think you do by the light bulb media bias. They want you to spend a lot of money on Mother's Day so that people will forget that originally Mother's Day was "Throw Light Bulbs at People Named Albert" Day.

I'm seriously liking Bocaj's logic a little bit more everytime.

That... Seriously scares me. *runs back home to grab a box of lightbulbs*

NO! THEY ARE NOT LIGHTBULBS! THEY ARE DARK SUCKERS! YOU PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED STUPID! RUN!!!

You idiots. You don't have mothers. You're just a programmed to think you do by the light bulb media bias. They want you to spend a lot of money on Mother's Day so that people will forget that originally Mother's Day was "Throw Light Bulbs at People Named Albert" Day.

I'm seriously liking Bocaj's logic a little bit more everytime.

That... Seriously scares me. *runs back home to grab a box of lightbulbs*

NO! THEY ARE NOT LIGHTBULBS! THEY ARE DARK SUCKERS! YOU PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED STUPID! RUN!!!

Darksuckers oh god wtf. That's awesome.