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You can go for me, sweet, innocent and totally not Ibun's second account or you can vote for LAF who kills babies, eats chicken, is a Vietnamese hacker and once dated Rudiix.

The choice my friends is yours, you have 7 days...

I voted in Flora.



Buttery

I'm torn, so I vote for you both.

I vote Astro.

I'm sorry, you people seem to be confusing this contest with one of less merit, you see this vote decides the true future of Define Cynical. Later in the week we'll try and publish clips from our live debate on Death Mountain.

Rutabegas are cool.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring as a third-party candidate. I know you all are tired of these xerox candidates. Baloki and Likeafox agree on several key issues including the War in Antarctica, rising oxygen prices, and both support policies that would beat Astro about the head and shoulders with a tire iron. And isn't Baloki like a fox?

As Supreme Figurehead, I would give tacks cuts to 95% of the registered members of Define Cynical and the DC IRC and would probably outlaw the Anything section.

Vote for a candidate that openly admits to being a horrible choice: vote for Bocaj and the Bull-Marty Party.

I'm a member of the top 5% posts, so I trust that Bocaj is the correct candidate for me.

tacks cuts

Sounds painful.

Where are the independant UN assigned ajudicators?

I ain't signin' nuttin until I see the blue and starry stamp of international approval!

They were tarred, feathered and sent to a conference.

likeafox only gave me a warning when he had every right to ban me, so I'm voting for likeafox.

...and now that you know that bit of info, you'll probably all vote for baloki.

Likeafox, bitch.