Define Cynical Fan Forums

Hawt.

pantsless LOL man.

hehehehe, you deserve a klondike bar

dude, that closeup of the needle and arm got me so hot.

Edison was a pimp.

It made my face wet c:

Ohhhhh babby. Ram that needle into that groove.

Mmm babby, you turn my celluloid cylinders.

This is why I can't be late to topics like this. All the good lines have been used. That and my mind ain't dirty enough this morning. Got a good laugh though.

Why are there canisters of oatmeal next to that sewing machine?

Why are there canisters of oatmeal next to that sewing machine?

Because you touch yourself at night.

doc sigma, Edison invented the phonograph which uses wax cylinders, but a rival company used phonographs that used wax discs, and they won. it's like blueray vs HDDVD.

Lol Toshiba.

doc sigma, Edison invented the phonograph which uses wax cylinders, but a rival company used phonographs that used wax discs, and they won. it's like blueray vs HDDVD.

Good point. I had forgotten about that. Of course, then again I'm part of the generation that's like what the sam hill is a phonograph.

next time someone asks you anything about bluray vs. HDDVD, don't say "it's like betamax vs. VHS". say "it's like wax cylinder vs. wax disc".