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Dental Adventures Episode 4: The Bloodening
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:35 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Well, in another of my long running string of horrible oral surgeries, I had my gums cut open yesterday. It made sense at the time, y'know under the effect of pain medication.
Anywho, I woke up with my mouth full of blood and then spent about a five minutes spitting out a big ol' wad o' blood clot. Just thought I'd share that with you. "Some tortures are physical and some are mental but the one that is both is dental."
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:33 pm
by rabid_fox
Make, personify and photograph some mouth tampons.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:06 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Silly rabid. Thats what my large supply of pilfered medical gauze is for.
And I refuse to photograph or it didn't happen. I know you guys are just waiting for the chance to track me through my medical record. You loonies.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:47 pm
by Tom Flapwell
Wasn't The Bloodening a horror movie on "The Simpsons"?
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:10 pm
by rabid_fox
Oddly, this came up on the IRC last night.
From when I had my wisdom teeth removed:
I had like...a plastic bag filled with these things, each with a story to tell.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:13 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Coincedences are nothing more than the matrix changing.
Why would you save those?
Jeebus, I'm still bleeding. I'm running out of pilfered medical gauze.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:18 pm
by rabid_fox
Mouth tampons are the answer.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:43 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Well, I asked about them at a pharmacy and I only got weird looks.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:07 pm
by Baconsticks
Take care of your teeth.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:46 pm
by Doc Sigma
Without the context of the former, the latter is kinda turning me on.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:39 pm
by Mista_B
You want fries with that? Ketchup, mustard, maybe a Pepsi?
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:05 am
by Bocaj Claw
Good news everybody! The bleeding didn't stop so I went back to the doctor's office and he cauterized the wound shut. With electricity...
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 am
by rabid_fox
Talk about taking the easy way out...
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:16 am
by Bocaj Claw
I seriously hate my life and every single one of you right now. Also, I haven't eaten since yesterday so that may be the lack of blood sugar talking.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:22 am
by rabid_fox
Mouth tampons, you idiot. Mouth tampons. They can suck the blood right out of your woejaw.