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it's stupid, out there, and random. yet I'm curious.

What would I do? Eat it, of course! What else are you supposed to do with a Klondike bar?

What would I do? Eat it, of course! What else are you supposed to do with a Klondike bar?

not with a klondike bar, for a klondike bar!

I'd kill everyone I know. They don't matter. All that matters now is that.

I would consider paying the retail price listed by the selling party, although in the end I'd probably opt to not buy it, as I am not that big a fan of them.

I killed a man in Reno for a Klondike bar.

(also, they're called choc ices, bitches)

How has this not been done here before?

I killed a man in Reno for a Klondike bar.

Just one...I killed two...one in Vegas and the other in San Francisco. I'll gladly add you all to my hit list for one Buhahahahahahahahah. Ok not really. Truthfully I haven't had one of those in ages. I liked em alright but for me, chocolate covered ice cream is chocolate covered ice cream.

I suggest a trade. My soul for that Klondike bar.

I'd steal a klondike bar for a klondike bar.

Seriously, all this killing people for klondike bars is a waste when you can sell them for their organs for lots of klondike bars.

I'd hang upside-down from a branch for one.

I'd ask just what in the pants a Klondike bar is, and just why I should want one.

I'd drink.

I'd ask just what in the pants a Klondike bar is, and just why I should want one.

(also, they're called choc ices, bitches)

"ALRIGHT! I'll go through with the deal. I'll let the German scientist hack my foot off, then him and his friends can have their way with me, all for the Klondike bar."

"You'd do it with a bunch of guys just to get a bar? I thought I knew you man."

I'd kill your mother and rape your dog.