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Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:13 pm**

Just over a month ago someone ripped the mirror of my car, now someone egged it, and my van was keyed. My van also mysteriously lost it's ability to brake today. I'm fugging pissed off.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:15 pm**

Your car was asking for it.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:36 pm**

You got enemies dude, I'd consider getting a cheap motion sensitive hidden videocamera to get 'em in the act next time.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:08 pm**

jeez thats terrible!

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:09 pm**

You got enemies dude, I'd consider getting a cheap motion sensitive hidden videocamera to get 'em in the act next time.

Personally, I'd consider a Remington 870.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:13 pm**

Or a personal Ion Cannon
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ok bad joke

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:37 pm**

You got enemies dude, I'd consider getting a cheap motion sensitive hidden videocamera to get 'em in the act next time.

My thoughts exactly, and don't forget to have a crowbar handy when you know who did it.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:07 am**

You got enemies dude, I'd consider getting a cheap motion sensitive hidden videocamera to get 'em in the act next time.

I agree, something shold be done before you get hurt, what with them disabling the brakes and all.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:33 am**

You got enemies dude, I'd consider getting a cheap motion sensitive hidden videocamera to get 'em in the act next time.
I agree, something shold be done before you get hurt, what with them disabling the brakes and all.

I'll probably set up a camera. I'm not sure if they actually cut a brake line, but it seems awfully suspicious that the brakes happened fail at this time.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:34 am**

Buy a dog, and some curtains.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:50 pm**

Man...who in the world did you piss off?

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:05 pm**

I'd have the police in, especially since you suspect the brakes being disabled.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:12 pm**

Man...who in the world did you piss off?

Good question. I'm suspecting one of my neighbours kids. I've never even talked to them (except when he bumped into my car because of his sub-par driving skills) but I know they don't like me. And they dump garbage and crap on my lawn ocassionaly. Like once they threw a mangled hockey net on my lawn.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:15 pm**

Though mind you, every time I see a Volkswagon, I have an urge to vandalise it too. Terrible cars.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:21 pm**

Like once they threw a mangled hockey net on my lawn.

That's an omen. They'll come for you in the night brandishing sharpened hockey sticks.

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Grr, my car vandalized again!

Grr, my car vandalized again!